Blackwingdragon
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Some editor's notes
If you read this hunk of shit you'll be confronted with:
- Shameless self promotion
- TL;DR
- Telekinesis
- Drama
- Basement-dwelling
- Internet tough guy rambling
- Alleged molestation of animals
- Romanian hatred
- Yet another furry self-diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome and then using their psychological condition as an excuse for being a total asshole.
If you still feel encouraged to continue any further and waste precious time which could be used to create articles with actual lulz, then go ahead, and shiver over the horrors of friendless lamers who think they can be funny by telling their pathetic life's story with some "sarcastic" flaws to it...
Shit nobody cares about
The following is written by Blackwingdragon himself and should never ever be credited to any ED editor!
After many long hours through months speaking to him, Blackwingdragon doesn't consider himself an internet tough guy at all. There have been examples of him threatening people who messed with his friends, that's a fact. But it's also a fact that he plans to go to / at least visit America some time in the near future. Going into games or internet communities with a "I'MA KILL YOU!!!1111" flag is totally his style.
Diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome and mild bipolar, the person in question doesn't even think of trying to control his emotional outbursts. Currently he's trying to find a place to work, looking into visiting/moving abroad somewhere. Main choices of his are said to be Japan, America, or Canada. Admitted by himself, his style is a brash, often rude one that he claims is only so to "get a point across". That seems to work, as extremes surround him. People either really hate, or really love his personality, and even some of his enemies say that he is a person that never goes unnoticed. An irony to the person is that while he has few real life friends, he claims to have an active social life, perhaps on the internet. A look at his LJ would indeed reveal this to be true, as he is surrounded by about 250 friends total, out of which, according to his claim, he keeps, and this is an uncertain estimate, 30 or so close for good reason.
"Blackie" is, in many proven cases, the victim instead of the aggressor they set him up for. Many times have his closest friends given him the scars that set up for his harsh attitude when confronted. It is told among furry circles that the one he was in love with longer ago was the one who placed the biggest dagger in him. The person got mated to someone else, and after a few months, deserved Blackwing's still existent feelings, along with the mate he was planning to move in with, in favor of someone he thinks he feels better attuned to, cowardly leaving them both there, with the closing lines "I never loved you. And I don't think your so called "love" for me ever existed!". Since then, Blackwing has been having trouble finding love, or trusting people with his feelings. lol fag.
Some argue this faggot just wrote this section as a self important rant as if people gave a shit about him to try and gain sympathy and e-popularity.
"Blackie" likes to pretend he's intellectual, spouting random bouts of garble in attempt to prove this; self-proclaimed genius compared to the rest of the world, said to be self-taught. Somehow he has access to scanned "documents" on everybody he wants, even people from around the world he doesn't even know the real name of. Though anytime he's asked to prove this he will sign off, his excuse being he's tired of the drama. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
WikiEdit drama involving this article
The following excerpts are taken from this article's history, don't ever try to quote them as you WILL be sued and you WILL get your ass in e-jail.
- After first edit by Banaan (which is everything in the "Some Editor's Notes" section).
Subject: The editor is a worthless wanking piece of shit who if he edits this one more time will get sued hard up his pathetic ass :-D + Get to know a person before spitting on him, asshole
This space to be edited by the dumbass editor soon. Between two sessions of wanking off to test dummy sex, he will click with his mouse in the basement he lives in and change and wound people he doesn't even know to satisfy his non-existent ego, or to increase his microscopic dick size. Please take pity on the poor idiot and laugh at him now. Thank you.
- After Mister Six adds the image under the second headline.
Here's an idea, shithead. Don't screw around with people, and my friend. One more bullshit out of you and I'm going to sue you so hard, you'll suck my cock all day just for the tip I'm going to give you. Is that getting through to you yet, dumbass?
What does this tell us? As you have undoubtedly noticed, the person in question is quite intelligent; he is eloquent and possesses a passionately rebellious soul that he directs towards only the foulest of reprobates, such as ED editors. There is no doubt about it that this man has plenty of time to spend on his hobbies despite the countless parties he is surely continually invited to by his dearest friends, eager to hear tales of the time he was dumped by a furry. Indeed, one might call him a Homo Universalis - or homo for short - channeling the spirit of Oscar Wilde as he cuts us down with his rapier wit and razor-sharp intellect. Yes, he is indeed a renaissance gentleman, and a powerful and charismatic force to boot. No doubt the internets will rue the day when they come face-to-face with Blackwingdragon!
Blackwingdragon threats
As you can see, "Blackie" is a fan of internet tough guy threats. Below is a minor eulogy to his ever so witty remarks, never induced by frantic rage or quick-tempered stupidity, but always guided by reason and enlightening thoughtfulness.
- *flashes katana and pulls back hair* You should leave now or else I will kill your family
- Naw, I should kill *you guys*. That would make the earth a bit more worthwhile place to live in :-D.
Summing up random words of the quite tl;dr text above, we get this alienated resistance message to society and its wistful yearning: Technically, his age being past what would be a few million in earth years, it *might* explain the strenuous member, which can grow to 15-16 inches hard, and even harder, if his arousal is channeled into his cock, thanks to a psychic ability.
Battle of Blackwingdragon and RaveRaptor
Long ago there lived a peaceful village where the villagers slaved every day to find pictures. They would post thine pictures on Ye Old Bulletin and comment each other on their finds. These villagers were proud and happy, until a creature crawled from the depths of his grand mothers basement. This creature would then become known as Blackwingdragon. The villagers were confused as to why he would bring so much hate to the Ye Old Bulletin, and particularly on a certain artist's work. The villagers grew angry at Blackula and tried their best to keep the creature away, from summoning the Village guards to keep him at bay for three days, and another time for more. Ya know what, screw the polishing a turd thing. I'm gonna tell it all how it happened from the beginning of when he came to our board.
See, all of us on this board would comment on other pictures, yeah we searched, and we uploaded. But theres always that one tard that comes along and ruins it for everyone, not in a funny way like any anon would, but in a retarded way. See, he would pull his internet tough guy act on pictures most people enjoyed and say they sucked or something. Always constantly going about it, always annoying everyone, even getting the temp. ban twice! The bastard would just never learn, thats when I made it my goal to troll him. Every time he would make his shitty posts, I would be there to slap him back to his place, as well as other users because we were tired of his crap.
It started with one picture by an artist named Dragoneer. For some reason, he had a pasionate hate against him. So I told him to stop acting like a kid and move on. From there, he kept making his comments, he would get slapped back down. Then he would crawl away beaten to a pulp by everyone, only to emerge again for another beating. However, the recent might be his last because of how severe it went this time. He was pulling a Carlos Mencia on me for a while, taking me calling him a kid thing way too far and ruining it like Mencia would do like adding unlulz shit to it, and I caught him in the act. Though I have to pray for forgiveness from the Almighty Joe Rogan for what I said. Anywho, here we go! (The following takes place on August 21, 2009
Blackwingdragon said: 2 days ago Exactly something I'd expect out of that idiot XD. Unfortunately the win of the character overpowers the fail of the art immensely. IN short, flamedramon is not \ yet \ ruined by stupidity. Quote hippie 2 days ago Blackwingdragon said: Exactly something I'd expect out of that idiot XD. Unfortunately the win of the character overpowers the fail of the art immensely. IN short, flamedramon is not \ yet \ ruined by stupidity. we get it, you hate dragoneer Quote Blackwingdragon 2 days ago hippie said: we get it, you hate dragoneer
Actually I hate retarded shit like there is in the picture far more.Porn gets boners out of people. This?This gets a giggle out of me. It looks like something a four year old made. You'd giggle, pat his or her head and hang it on the fridge because it's a joke...but you want to make the kid feel better :-D. Quote RaveRaptor 2 days ago Blackwingdragon said: Actually I hate retarded shit like there is in the picture far more.Porn gets boners out of people. This?This gets a giggle out of me. It looks like something a four year old made. You'd giggle, pat his or her head and hang it on the fridge because it's a joke...but you want to make the kid feel better :-D. We get it, your a wana-be anon. Quote | Delete Blackwingdragon 2 days ago RaveRaptor said: We get it, your a wana-be anon. 1)No you don't =3. 2)You're. Back to elementary school with you boy. 3)I do not engage in 4chan failure faggotry. I'm far superior to that, thank you very much. You however hound my every single comment and harass me with attempted and hilariously bad "wit" that falls short. You can stop now. Either daddy and mommy give you attention or the admins will... Quote ktkr 2 days ago Blackwingdragon said: Actually I hate retarded shit like there is in the picture far more.Porn gets boners out of people. This?This gets a giggle out of me. Just because it doesn't arouse you doesn't mean there aren't people that fap to it. It looks like something a four year old made. What kinda 4y old draws furry porn? ...hang it on the fridge because it's a joke And give mom a heart attack :P
Quote RaveRaptor 2 days ago Blackwingdragon said: 1)No you don't =3. 2)You're. Back to elementary school with you boy. 3)I do not engage in 4chan failure faggotry. I'm far superior to that, thank you very much. You however hound my every single comment and harass me with attempted and hilariously bad "wit" that falls short. You can stop now. Either daddy and mommy give you attention or the admins will... We get it, your too full of unwanted self-importance. Yeesh, just comment about a picture rather then attempt to start an all out fued with everyone. Let alone, your the only one who acts like a kid, always complaining about how everything does not go YOUR way. This site was never made to cater to you immature Rosie O'Donald lovers who think they can get away with anything and everything (Sure you learned that by now, haven't you?) And I hound your comments because all your doing is trolling. See, your Carlos Mencia and I am Joe Rogan. Carlos steels jokes, you make constant and failed attempts at trolling. Joe catches Carlos stealing said jokes, I catch you at constant failures of trolling. As for admins, you seem to already be on their bad side, and think by the records of your comments, they would just ignore you for pointless whining. Then again, thats what everyone had done already, eh? Quote | Delete
asdfzxc 2 days ago RaveRaptor said: We get it, your too full of unwanted self-importance. Yeesh, just comment about a picture rather then attempt to start an all out fued with everyone. Let alone, your the only one who acts like a kid, always complaining about how everything does not go YOUR way. This site was never made to cater to you immature Rosie O'Donald lovers who think they can get away with anything and everything (Sure you learned that by now, haven't you?) And I hound your comments because all your doing is trolling. See, your Carlos Mencia and I am Joe Rogan. Carlos steels jokes, you make constant and failed attempts at trolling. Joe catches Carlos stealing said jokes, I catch you at constant failures of trolling. As for admins, you seem to already be on their bad side, and think by the records of your comments, they would just ignore you for pointless whining. Then again, thats what everyone had done already, eh? Flamewars FTL. Quote
Wraywolfe 2 days ago lol Quote
Fish Man 1 day ago It's a big penis, get over it. some people find it hot, some people flame it like a marshmallow because they don't like it. You don't see people flaming those pictures of furries taking sh*ts or farting all over the place. Why not just look away instead of waste your time hating? it's a website for porn, not criticism.
WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? T^T Quote
AlexUrssa1 1 day ago Fish_Man said: It's a big penis, get over it. some people find it hot, some people flame it like a marshmallow because they don't like it. You don't see people flaming those pictures of furries taking sh*ts or farting all over the place. Why not just look away instead of waste your time hating? it's a website for porn, not criticism.
WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? T^T actually we do see that, XD Quote
sneakysnake128 1 day ago Personally I wouldn't mind be able to lick my cockhead if it was big enough to raise it to head level. I definitely wouldn't mind the extra head area. Quote
Blackwingdragon 1 day ago asdfzxc said: Flamewars FTL.
See that's why most of the fandom needs to be purged with fire. I'm ignoring the kiddie as much as I can but he RAGES at the mere sight of me.
..."And give mom a heart attack". Hey, not a bad idea XD.
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RaveRaptor 1 day ago Blackwingdragon said: See that's why most of the fandom needs to be purged with fire. I'm ignoring the kiddie as much as I can but he RAGES at the mere sight of me.
..."And give mom a heart attack". Hey, not a bad idea XD.
Ok, first off, I take back what I said about you being like Carlos Mencia, because you are Carlos Mencia (Or a replica.) See, I did some research on our past comments and let me tell ya something, I was the first one to call you a kid. So stop steeling other people's comments, Carlos. Second, you start all of this, you flame certain artists because of some unknown reason. Whats the matter? he did not give you an autograph at a con you went to? Didn't reply to your e-mails on the account he is busy? For all we know, you could have turned into one of those fanboys who flame the artist, the we have to come back and get you in line. And I don't 'RAGE' at the mere sight of you, I just 'RAGE' at how stupid you can get. If his art is something a little kid can do, why don't you do better? What your so retarded that you can't meet up to a kid's standards of drawing or they have not taught you how to draw a perfect circle in art class yet? Then there is the fact that not only you act like a kid, your a full blown coward. After a few hours, after you take your whipping and flee with your tail between your legs, you come back and your back at it again, thinking none of us would notice. Well I'ma ragin' alright. Raging at how bad of a critic, commenter, troll, and all 'round anal douche you really are. No one takes you seriously anymore, the Mods apparently don't like you, so just look at the pictures and keep your negative opinions to yourself. Now get back in the kitchen!
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mellis 1 day ago Slade 23 hours ago http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Blackwingdragon
The fact that he merits an ED article speaks volumes about his failure. Quote
External links
- blackwingdragon
- Lulzy ban reasons on FA
- His FAP account. PRIME TROLLING GROUND FYI
- His untrolled account on Yiffstar
- His YouTube account
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