Biofurs

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An unsuccessful procedure.

What separates the furries from normal, boring people is how seriously they take the fandom. Some people like to watch Bugs Bunny cartoons because it makes them laugh. Other people believe their chosen animal to represent their soul and will draw them in 700 different sexual positions, write about yiffing and even dress up as them because they feel a part of the animal’s being inside them. Some feel a connection to their chosen animal so deeply they could rather chose delicious doggie cock over a hyooman man or woman. Everyone knows ‘Woof!’ means ‘Take me I’m yours!’. But there are always groups who take it a step too far. Biofurs are furries who want scientists who biologically alter them into becoming more like an animal. Furries are now officially further down on the evolutionary scale than niggers and Jews.

1 Websites
- 1.1 Furnetics
2 Good News for Furries
3 Good News For Trolls
4 Gallery
5 Videos
6 External Links
7 See Also

[edit] Websites

Equine Dream Foundation
- And their Hall of Fame. Look - it has Michael Jackson!

[edit] Furnetics

Furnetics was a website used by furries looking towards genetic engineering to turn them into animals. In 1998 a website offered information on how science could turn humans more into animals:

Furnetics

Hundreds of furries e-mailed the owner on how to get the correct surgery, the legal aspects and future possibilities. What they didn’t know is that the website was actually a hoax.

[edit] Good News for Furries

Another successful procedure.

Always looking for something to become butthurt over, furries undoubtedly reading this article. Some might be appalled by the idea of humans deliberately turning themselves into animals.

But wait! There may be some advantages to becoming part animal:

Bestiality is no longer illegal!
No need to wear clothes (but that means no diapers either...)
No need to spend $$$ on fursuits

[edit] Good News For Trolls

Since they are technically not fully human and not fully animal either, (meaning no animal rights) – this degenerate sub-species should be treated like what they are. The best methods of dealing with these deranged creates include:

Use them for target practice.
Decapitate them and mount their heads on the wall.
Strip their flesh from their bodies and thrown the meat on the BBQ.
- And feed it to the dog.
Use them to test potentially dangerous drugs.
Lock them up with real animals (preferably tigers).
Remind them that unlike werewolves, they can’t go back to being human again.

Remember – these are furries. They were never fully human in the first place.

[edit] Gallery

As of yet there are very few (legal) doctors willing to preform such surgery on these pathetic creatures. Luckily thanks to the wonders of the internet we can have a brief glimpse into the future filled with biofurs.

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