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Bimbofication

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Bimbofication is a fetish involving turning women into mindless sex machines. Or rather, it is the fetish of returning women to their natural secondary state. Technically it is the dirty lovechild of transformation and mind control, which may or may not contain expansion, TG, Furfaggotry, and any other things the authors want to throw in there.

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The Justification

Everyone likes a slut, right? They only care about sex and won't laugh at how small your dick is, or how grotesque your face. All women secretly want to be mindless fuck machines anyways.

It should be noted the latter is also what rapists tell themselves.

Recipe for a Bimbo

Ingredients:


1. The woman pwns the man.
2. The man feeds the woman the catalyst.
At this point things can go one of two ways:
3a. The woman becomes a raging whore, obsessed with cock, and makes epic love to the man.
3b. The woman becomes too stupid to breath, lies on the floor, drools and shits herself while the man has his way.

Reasons why people might be into this:

  • They are too much of a pussy to deal with a real woman and not a glorified sex doll.
  • Being furry wasn't bad enough
  • Intimidated by anything smarter than themselves
  • They are terrible conversationalists

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Cynthia pleaded, "No! You can't do this!"

"I wish Cynthia would turn into an Asian hooker!" Jack yelled, anxiously waiting for results.

Cynthia stared at Jack in disbelief. Then, she noticed her hair, which was hanging in her face. It had turned jet black. Looking at her hands, she saw her skin getting slightly darker and slimmer. What she couldn't see was her face getting smoother and her eyes slanting.

"I doubt you'll be able to speak very good English anymore, Mrs. Sanders." Jack said smiling.

Cynthia looked up, confused, "Me no Asian! Me American!"

"Doesn't sound like it to me..."

"Me Cynthia... Cynthia no Asian whore! Me... Me..." Suddenly Cynthia's eyes glazed over and took on a spacey look, then she shook her and smiled, "Me so horny, Jack! Me so horny... You wan fuck? Five dolla! Me sucky-sucky." Cynthia shook her hips seductively, trying to sell herself to her teenage neighbor.
 


 

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"Your IQ is now 20," Mr. Grey interrupted.

Jennifer's eyes went wide, then hung almost closed and glazed over. Her mouth slowly drooped open as a line of drool escaped her. A few seconds passed as the woman stared into space and then she stumbled backwards, landing on her ass.

"How do you feel, Ms. Daniels?"

Jennifer looked around and answered, "Mmmm... Uhhh.. Ugh.... Err..."

"I see. Could you stand back up please, you stupid bitch."

She laughed a dopey laugh and got back to her feet. She slouched over, her arms swinging in front of her with a dumb smile on her face. A puddle of drool was gathering under her.

"Now, tell me, what do you find most interesting about Cultural Anthropology?"

She had no idea was this man was saying to her. She had no idea where she was. In fact, she didn't really know much of anything any longer. Her head was just a cloudy mess. "Heeeeh...Hehhhh..." she said, probably accidentally. She laughed again.
 


 

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The flier she held was one Jimmy had seen before. "BIMBOTECH" it read in big hot pink letters over the kneeling silhouette of a babe with huge knockers. Underneath was the company logo: 'A Woman's Place is on Her Knees' along with their address there on the 32nd floor.
 

 

—wat

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