Bikerfox
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Bikerfox (Frank DeLarzelere) is a 50 year old Myspace lolcow and shamelessly self promoting cosplay pedo with an extreme case of unwarranted self-importance. In recent years this skulleted old man (a used car part salesman IRL) has become known on the internets for spamming Myspace with his faggotry and making batshit claims about having a Guiness World Record for supposedly inventing some bike trick nobody cares about. Despite it being an obvious lie, this attention seeking lowlife has attempted to milk this asinine claim for everything it's worth, both online and IRL, spamming forums, Myspace, writing his own Wikipedia article, crashing IRL bike expos and annoying pedestrians and drivers alike on the streets of Tulsa, Oklahoma - all in some deluded pursuit to become an e-celebrity. Frank is also known as a very creepy loli hunter amongst the citizens of Tulsa as a result of his overt fixation with young girls. Frank has left quite a shitstain of faggotry on our tubes over the years and is a textbook example of how to fail hard at the internet. His galleries of faggotry are extensive, and unfortunately many young minds have already been scarred for life by Frank's online antics. According to his website, he is single, never married and never, ever loved.
[edit] Internets "Fame"
Bikerfox's irl claim is that he is a "mountainbiking expert" who holds a Guinness Record as the first person ever to do a front-flip off of a mountainbike. It is sweet irony, of course, that the entire platform for the supposed "fame" is based on an outright lie (you will not find the record in the Guinness database). Nevertheless, Bikerfox's shameless self promotion continues to make him one of the biggest douchebags on the interwebs; his social ineptitude, strange behavior around young women, unfunny antics to portray himself as some sort of "wacky" rebel, and clear lack of any self-conscious restraint make him deserving of the most appropriate denouement.
It is important to note that Bikerfox's entire existence as a supposed e-celebrity has always been, and continues to be, solely the product of his own surgical machinations to promote his own name. Frank enjoys playing the victim any chance he gets and has continually attempted to play off any criticism he receives from others, both online and IRL, as just some form of friendly teasing in good fun. Some question whether Frank may in fact be some manner of uber troll - ED assures you that he is in fact one of the most shameless megalomaniacs on the internet. In this specific instance the term unwarranted self importance truly fails to adequately describe Bikerfox since, for all intents and purposes, Frank's only apparent talent is his ability to spread his lies to the public.
In Frank's lifelong pursuit to become an e-famous he has consistently sought to portray himself in the manner of a "wacky" rebel, but has thoroughly failed and has come across as an over-the-hill, 5th rate Tony Robbins, spewing plagiarized life philosophies he read off a bumper sticker as if they were his own like some wannabe guru. Frank is a prime example of how the "I don't care what people think, I'm gonna be who I want to be" life-philosophy tends to be a common mantra of people who rarely consider whether they in fact should.
[edit] Who Is Bikerfox?
This might shed some light...
Bikerfox showing his skillz...or lack thereof. (Tonight Show audition tape lol)
A Bikerfox "Tribute"
He's chipped in his buck 'o' five, have you?
[edit] Self Promotion Faggotry
Yes...he wrote his own TOW article.
Bikerfox is a master at the art of shameless self promotion and EDiot research has revealed that Frank wrote his own TOW article [7] LOL DELETED!. Being warned by TOW's admins about breaking the rules didn't stop Frank of course as he continued to add to his own article (also through a shitload of sockpuppets). He even tried to bribe tow admins to keep the article from being deleted (note admittance of writing his own article).
Upon its deletion Bikerfox provided even more lulz by whining endlessly and claiming "I am about to become a superstar" and "I'm a multi-millionaire". Unfortunately for Bikerfox, none of it worked (see his TOW talk page for moar).
Bikerfox's megalomania would almost be impressive if it wasn't so pathetic. Seeing as few have ever attempted to promote so much from so little nor been able to remain unaware as to their own lack of any discernible talent.
UPDATE: The TOW article he wrote on himself is up for deletion again has been deleted.
[edit] Lulzy attempts to keep his article
![An attempt to bribe the Wikipedia admins. Also a good example of his delusion (1st nomination for deletion [1])](/Image:Bikerfox_bribe_Feb_11_2007.png)
[edit] IRL Pedo
plz call FBI and tellum to go here (aka his home address)
![IRL Pedo! [2]](/Image:Bikerfox_thread_pedo.JPG)
Bikerfox spends a suspicious amount of time pursuing very uncomfortable looking underage girls and coercing them to take pictures with him every chance he gets. This is to the point that he posts every picture he can get with on his webpage(s) with any girls who happen to have had the misfortune of meeting him. It is assumed he does this in some deluded hope that it will convince people he is popular with the opposite sex. One visit to any of his websites and you will become aware of this very quickly. He demonstrates the similar disturbing behavior on his Myspace(s) as well, a large number of the girls on his friends list being underage as well, several being only 14 or 15 years old [8] [9]. It is important to note that this man is nearly 50 years old.
![Frank loves him some loli [3]](/Image:Bikerfox_is_a_pedo.JPG)
Another attempt at getting kids to fall in love with him. Pedo? Yessum. Homo? Indeed. What kid is going to know the fucking meaning of 'Cogitate'? It sounds too much like masturbate. Subliminal messaging = WIN; Bikerpedo = FAIL.
![Bikerfox. The pied piper of Pedophiles.[4]](/Image:BikerLulz.jpg)
[edit] MOAR
[edit] Bikerfox Arrested!
Bikerfox was arrested in October, 2007, for "Bike Rage". He reportedly became quite angry and threw his bike at a motorist who had been trying to do the world a favour by putting Frank out of his misery. Of course, Frank is actually praying that he will be found guilty since a prison sentence would in fact mean plenty of daily powerbottom buttsecks and the steady diet of protein necessary for him to perform at a consistantly high level.
![Bikerfox's recent mugshot [5]. it'll only be a matter of time before he's charged for more serious crimes. Also, for some reason, he looks like a fucking elf.](/Image:Bikerfox_mugshot.jpg)
[edit] Delusion
At the moment, Bikerfox is also trying to get his own Reality TV show launched as well. We shit you not. This makes sense though because, really, who wouldn't want to watch the day to day life of an over-the-hill, balding, mulleted, talentless, 50 year old, poser, cosplay, pedophile...amirite?
Biker Fox also recently became a true shoe on head advocate setting up several webcams in his home/workplace, lol he sells used car parts IRL. (IE only. username: bikerfox, pass: bikerfox).
[edit] Dubious Business Practices
As noted, Frank is a used car part salesman IRL and recent EDiot research has also revealed that Frank is known for extortionate price gouging and unscrupulous business practices. He even tried to rip off a dirt poor soldier in Iraq despite having championed himself as a patriotic right winger in the past - please see proof of his scandals here.
[edit] Moar Faggotry
Frank recently appeared on a low budget Swedish "television show" wherein Fredrik and Filip, two television personalities IRL trolls, whom regularly seek strange people to investigate, interviewed Bikerfox at his home.
Frank proceeds with his "wacky rebel" antics in an attempt to impress viewers by dressing up as an old lady, screaming like an aspie for no reason, falling off his bike...essentially the same faggotry we've seen from him before. (Apparently Frank doesn't treat his employees very well). The interview starts with the announcer calling him the ADHD Man. This is in Sweden considered to be one of the worst insults you can say to someone. Troughout, the interviewer keeps making fun of him, comparing him to useless people in Sweden, talking behind his back and so forth.
Interviewer: "What's the difference between Bikerfox and Frank?"
Bikerfox: "Well, Frank's more of a serious business man, and Bikerfox is this kid who likes to play out in the street."
[edit] Quotes
| —Bikerfox's publicist, ...soon to be raped by him. |
| —Bikerfox's website |
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[edit] Trivia
Did you know that Bikerfox:
- Is proud of the fact that he changed his name to Bikerfox and trademarked it [10] [11].
- Has recently found out that vandalism is pointless. So has his "publicist."
- Is open to any form of feedback and appreciates calls to his office or home, day or night. [12]
- Enjoys sockpuppetry on TOW [13][14][15][16][17]
- Since being arrested for "Bike rage" he has had quite a bit of trouble riding his bike for more than a few minutes at a time.
- Claims he is in the Guiness Book of World Records as the first person ever to do a front-flip-exit off of a mountain bike. An outright lie. You will not find the record anywhere.
- Bikerfox
writes his own TOW Article [18]DELETED. - You will easily find Bikerfox forum threads on various sites where some anonymous faggot is spamming bullshit like "Hey check this guy out he's awesome!" or "Bikerfox, he's destined for big things!" These are invariably made by himself through socks or some extremely sad fanboy who actually admires him.
- Thinks riding a bike all day is good for him, though the amount of cardio he does has been shown to cause a deficiency in Human Growth Hormone and Testosterone. Both of which are needed for an aging man to stay healthy. He is slowly but surely becoming an hero, without knowing it.
- From Tulsa, Oklahoma.
[edit] Resources
- The Bikerfox website - Full of fucking fail.
- Bikerfox on YouTube - Ripe for trollage.
- Bikerfox on LiveVideo
- Bikerfox's Myspace 26 years old? uh...no.
- His other Myspace pages:
- His Digg account
- His galleries of extreme faggotry Your eyes will bleed.
- Other videos of his faggotry
- Groups on Myspace [19] [20] [21] [22]
- His biggest fanboy on Myspace
- A good definition of Bikerfox
- Nobody wants to sponsor you His claims of having a deal with Norco dispelled.
- Bikerfox is going nowhere
- He can be
contactedspammed here. Or better yet here. Or even MOAR BETTER yet, here, his home address.
YTMND's
[edit] See Also
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