BigWolf

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Just what the fuck is this supposed to be??

A giant turd is fine too

BigWolf is another furry created by FurAffinity designed to piss you off until you decide to go kill yourself. Not only is he a member of FurAffinity, but also of DevianTART and Runescape (apparently). This makes his gayness three times that of a normal furry (which mind you is quite a lot). What sets him out from other furries and DevianTARTlets (and hence why he deserves an ED article) is that his 'art' is a sloppy mixture of Kyle XY, aids and fail, as you can see from exhibit A on the right.

In reality he is a fat, native american wolf whose asshole is located on his giant-ass gut (as he himself has depicted on his avatar). Fans of BigWolf argue that his work is 'inspirational, intriguing, different and culturally significant to the furry world'. Clearly they haven't played Starfox.

What?

Unwrap the present and see what awaits for you inside!

This pic is listed under BigWolf's favourites. Proof positive that he is gay.

“	Here a list on what charater I like ppl to do for a trade so pick one and it yours and tel me what you like me to draw for you it will take a sometime for me to do but I do it if you can hold on	„
—English is no longer a requirement to join FurAffinity

“	If you have a questions for one of my chara in The Pack Comic who would you send it to and what you'll say to him or her and if it good I'll put it in the comic.	„
—What?

“	Well I seen a lot of furs whating to join my pack and well I what to see how meny fur what to join, but I cant draw all of you in my comic I wish I can but I'll think of something and maybe I need a little help to make some thing up to seem like it or something. but I liek to see who what to join.	„
—What???

“	Well I like to thank everone that spam all that bad spam on my gallery so thanks and I have 30,000 hits XD	„
—Did you hear that? You have his permission to spam his gallery. Do it fgt.

Jesus Christ, Samuel L. Jackson would have a field day.

BigWolf Formula

If you're looking at his gallery expecting to see masterpieces, think again. You are actually going to see two different images rehashed over and over again, one of an insanely buff roid enraged super monster whose arms are so huge he can't even turn around to wipe his ass, and the other of a dark angsty soul who has been tormented by his peers to the extent where he has become an overweight fatass from binge-eating, both appearing in furry form. If this kind of stuff appeals to you, by all means, unzip your pants and fap away. However, if you're normal (which is hard to come by on the internet) you may want to consider hacking BigWolf's account and spamming shota all over his gallery. If you are actually going to do this, pls take pix and upload them to the gallery. Lulz are for sharing, not for selfish capitalists.