Beyblade
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Beyblade, known in Japan as Babe Laid, or perhaps most accurately Gay Blade is a censored Japanese hentai anime about Muslim rape and kids playing with EXTREME DREIDELS. In Japan it is one of the most successful hentai series ever, in the United States it is meant for a far younger public. To make it up, 4kids has added a furry to the series. We're not quite thankful, but the thought is supposed to count.
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Story
None. No seriously, there is no developing story. But since we're all friends in a very homophilic way.
There's one guy named Tyson. He's an emo with a top given to him by a Muslim. Since his top can't cut, he trains with his best friend Max, who also happens to be a Muslim. All of the sudden a nerdy boy from the Lulz club comes around and asks to join them. A furry and a ninja will join soon after the nerd. They just keep training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and the game training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training, and training...
When they finally felt confident, a random battle would occur! After these battles they would go training again. OH LAWDY IT NEVA ENDS!!!
Successful
Sounds boring huh? But why is this series so popular in Japan? It's because we can't enjoy the full delight of this awesome series, since 4kids has taken the courage of turning this awesome hentai series in a series for children and Michael Jackson. Babe Laid (ですですですですです in Japanese) actually has a story, though noone knows what it's about, since noone can read Japanese in this modern age. Otaku's were trying, but they'd rather watch Naruto and Cardcaptor Sakura. The awesome lulz will never be seen on the western shore, not even through the almighty internets. The original catch phrase for show was "Go Shoot", but was replaced with "Let it Rip", to avoid references to school shootings.
Rating
- Action: The action brings you back to the old days where tits were not yet invented and tops were as cool as Judas Priest is now. Also, plenty of montages to go with the training and training and training... Not to mention dumb shouting at pieces of spinning plastic shit to move them around.
- Lulz: None, 4kids has erased all the lulz and replaced them with an additional character.
- Gayness: A group of 5 men, and that means ONLY MEN, who play with spinning tops and get critically hurt when playing with them. Sounds like Muslim.
- Morals: The Power of Friendship! It can destroy more than the Nazi regime! Worth an expired coupon at Larry the Lulzy Laundrycleaner! Have a friend you faggot! Yeah right, they stole that shit concept from Yu-Gi-Oh.
See Also
- Yu-Gi-Oh - pre-pubescent kids speak with the voices of 50 year old alcoholics
- Pokemon - The same fucked up bullshit as yugioh. In the eyes of pokemon fans, yugioh is a terrorist supported cult full of nerds, molesters, and retarded little kids.
- Digimon - See above.
- Cardcaptor Sakura - Fucked up girly anime about a "magical girl" loli and her yellow, winged furry companion gather cards and try to avoid being raped by pedophiles
- Neon Genesis Evangelion - Emos kill people that don't believe in jesus or something
- Zoids - Giant fucking anime robots beating the shit out of each other.
- Gundam Wing - Robots, except not furries
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