Because of my syndrome

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People say how courageous I am even though I don't have a choice.

Because of my syndrome.

The original thread.

Diagnosis = gypsy curse?

Doctor's don't know my diagnosis.

I'll pull your heartstrings to get on Oprah.

DO NOT WANT

Because of her syndrome Lizzie Velasquez is not able to gain weight. She is 19 years old right now and only weighs about 60 lbs. She has zero percent body fat as well. She is also blind in one eye and has limited vision in the other. It is so rare that it is -to this day- undiagnosed. There are only 3 people in the world including Lizzie who have it. Some researchers believe that there may be a link between Lizzie's syndrome and Amy Winehouse Disease but so far this work remains speculative.

She cannot do many things regular humans can; because of her syndrome. One thing she can do, unlike most regular humans, is post on /b/. And so, on December 26th, 2008, Lizzie came out of the closet and spoke to the masses on /b/.

She attends Texas State University, so if any of you failures reading this see her on campus, be sure to yell "EAT A BURGER"

tl;dw YouTube

The Maury Show

Lizzie appeared on The Maury Show in season three in an episode titled "I'm Only A Kid...Please Don't Stare." At the time, she was 11 years old and 50 pounds. You cannot find a video of the episode because nobody cares and it would be flagged as shocking or disgusting content. Lizzie's dream is to whore herself on Oprah.

Because of my syndrome

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I'm blind in one eye. Because of my syndrome. I have to keep my teeth and gums clean all the time. Because of my syndrome. I fucked a nigger out of desperation. Because of my syndrome. I'm thinner than the Christmas tree. Because of my syndrome. I need to take a 3 month break from cheerleading. Because of my syndrome. I don't have any breasts. Because of my syndrome. HELP ME! I've fallen and I'm too weak to get up! Because of my syndrome. I wear sunglasses because I don't like people seeing my eye. Because of my syndrome.

I can eat as much as I want. Because of my syndrome. Hold me! I'm too weak to stand! Because of my syndrome. I can't gain weight. Because of my syndrome. I can wear toddler clothes. Because of my syndrome. Look at me! Because of my syndrome. I need a piggyback ride. Because of my syndrome. People go out of their way to make me feel special. Because of their guilt my syndrome. I'm mesmerized by shiny objects. Because of my syndrome.

See Also

• Birdman
• Because of Parkinson's
• Pillow Angel
• Juliana Wetmore
• TsimFuckis
• Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
• Cripple
• Amy Winehouse
• Chin-chan
• Pro-Ana

External Links

• Please Help Lizzie! (Serious) thread on bodybuilding.com
• Lizzie's site
• Lizzie's Facebook
• Lizzie's Myspace
• Lizzie's YouTube