Bebo
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Bebo is a sanctuary for suicidal youths and camwhores who think the cult enthusiasts who discuss and enact the most gruesome way to become an heroes. Unlike MySpace, there is no semblance of order on bebo and any abuse thrown out by any user is completely ignored by the phantom admins the site is supposedly managed by. For some reason, the majority of users are from the UK and Ireland. Be warned - to read many Bebo pages, you will need a code-cracker due to the bizarre mangling of the English language therein. The majority of girl users on Bebo think it is SUPEH CUUL to take pics of themselves with a mobile phone while looking into a mirror. Not realizing how much of a twat it makes them look. It is mainy populated by chavs and lesser emos who all proclaim themselves to be special and unique.
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[edit] zOMGz NEWSFLASH - Bebo Death Cult!
Last Thursday a Welsh 16 year old girl known on Bebo as "sxiwildchild" joined six other emofags from her village in becoming an hero, triggering yet another old media Zerg rush to blame the Internets for all the world's fail, because, like, they all used the same social networking site and the Internets are evil.
Naturally, this immediately lead to such lulzworthy comments from politicians and police as "I'm particularly concerned about this false romanticism of the memory wall that seems to have set up on Bebo giving some sort of romantic idea of suicide and not conveying the huge tragedy and wasted lives that we are looking at here" and "we urge parents to be vigilant". PROTIP, we're talking about kids from Wales here, their lives weren't set to amount to a huge deal in the first place. More importantly, what the fuck were they doing with computers in the first place? It's not like there's any electricity there to run them on.
Following this latest suicide, sxiwildchild's BFF decided she wanted some of the action too, so indulged in a little light self harm. This conclusively proves that Bebo will be the starting point of the forthcoming Emogeddon.
Most likely reasons for Deaths:
Confirmed kills so far:
- Dale Crole, 18
- David Dilling, 19
- Thomas Davies, 20
- Zachary Barnes, 17
- Liam Clarke, 20
- Gareth Morgan, 27 (note the age gap, possible pedophile)
- Natasha Randall, 17
- Madeleine McCann, 4
- Sam Leeson, 13
Rustling up these Bebo users' pages in order to spam the crap out of their "remembrance walls" is left as an exercise for the reader. Add screencaps of the lulz to this article as you do, or it didn't happen, kthnx
BBC News article: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/7204172.stm
Moar lulz at Reuters: http://www.reuters.com/article/internetNews/idUSL2355551020080123
[edit] Trolls Needed For Full Time Position
Since Bebo have introduced an email validation system, trolling on Bebo has hit an all time low. This is bad news for anyone who isn't a self-obsessed camera whore as it means that hoards of emo kids and chav scumbags are allowed to roam free, regardless of their mindless destruction of IRL society. In a bid to kick-start trolling on Bebo again, awards are being awarded to all trollers who appear on the Bebo Backstage group (a group owned by the Bebo admins themselves) on the 8th of February, 2008. Awards are as follows:
- One love.
- One whiteboard drawing.
- One Madeleine McCann.
[edit] Phantom Admins
Although the site says it possesses admins or people with positions of equal importance, this is simply untrue, no one cares enough about the kids of Bebo to protect them from the true horrors of the internet and save them from an heriosm to come in later life. On rare occasions these mythical creatures will creep out of their holes and take up the banhammer because you were reported for supporting Leeds United. If you appeal you will receive an automated message informing you that the matter is closed. You can either continue appealing to these microchips and wires for your account or, if you aren't sick of Bebo already, spend 3 minutes making a new one.
[edit] Memorial groups
The majority of the groups on Bebo consist of memorials for an heros that have passed before us, and these are very pitiful as every underage boy or girl on the internet swarms to apologise poorly of e-weep over the death of an unloved one. All the other groups are just a poorly seasoned user of the tubes pretending to be a shit band and lauding gr8ness and rock out but everyone knows Fall out Boy and Marylin Manson don't use Bebo. Many lolfags such as polish memeigrants DO use bebo, such as this young Bumlover and his douche-patrol friends http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=17901174
[edit] LOL ART THIEVES
On June 22nd, 2007, Kawaii Kitsune posted a news item on DeviantArt about how many members of bebo went and "stole" mediocre art of both official and fan characters created by mediocre Sonic artists, recoloring them badly and claiming that it was theirs. It goes to show how much fail bebo is...they fail so much at art (and life) that they can't even summon enough creative energy to create their own shitty Sonic recolors with animu hair and boobs. Instead, they have to steal the shitty recolors made by tartlets. But the butthurt that resulted makes the victims of the theft just as much fail.
While a few non-fail tartlets pointed out that fancharacters are already unimaginative as it is and that they should stop, most of them displayed the typical butthurt and Internet tough guy comments, as well as pointing out the obvious.
A few of the lulziest comments are here below:
Oh noes he's gonna rip out their colons!
ANTI-ART-THIEVES TO THE RESCUE!!!!1one
Why this guy thought anyone would steal his shit is beyond me.
The irony here is almost sickening.
OMG HE KNOWS A 1337 H4X0R THEY'RE GONNA GET IT NOW
Also, it seems that most skins on Bebo are actually ripped off from design site such as Naked and Angry, and Threadless. Shows how much effort these fuckers they put in the skins. Most of the time, the shit on their skins talk about the vomiting and shitting of rainbows.
[edit] The Phishing Copypasta
We have encountered suspicious activity on your account. Because of this, we will need to verify your account. Luckily, it is a relatively short process. Please reply typing NOTHING but your email, followed by your password, followed by your username. This is an automated message, so please do not reply saying anything else, and make sure your account details are correct.
Your details are safe and secure with us,
The Bebo team.
Courtesy of Funions and #bebo
[edit] ZOMG GIMME LUV
- Luv 1
- Luv 2
- Luv 3
YAYZ I HAS 4!!!! I WANTS MORE NOW! NGGGG!
[edit] Gallery
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[edit] See Also
[edit] External Links
- [http://www.meatspin.com/ Hot american girls ride horny mexican lads.
- Bebo
- ED's official Bebo
- A decent Bebo, this guy helped organize the Scientology Protest in Ireland.
- Also a decent Bebo, Anonymous bebo, for Scientology raids and memes
- [1] An ACTUAL Bebo page, orly?
- LEEKSPIN ON BEBO!?
- LUNDY THINKS HE IS SERIOUS
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