Bearshare
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Used by 13 year old boys and other rejects who fail at using teh internets. The former section of its demographic revealed that Pedobear was involved in the making of these two spyware downloading programs.
People know Kazaa as the AIDS of the P2P networks, so think of Bearshare as the furry, chubby Bear version of P2P. Not only are the FBI more likely to come and rape you in the ass, you're moar likely to get raped in the ass by lumberjacks for using this program. Because of copyright laws in Amerikkka, users are only allowed to download porn and viruses with this company's software. Free music downloading is restricted and it only ensures butthurt among its users, which makes Itunes actually look better. Bearshare was primarily inspired by pedos for pedos after cp became the only interest among the remaining users.
There is also bearflix, which was designed for downloading excessive heaps of gay porn and is about as gay as bearshare; except it only works for finding gay movies only. Bearflix claims that they have no viruses or intrusions even though everyone knows that the program itself is spyware.
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