Barbie
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Barbie is a blonde bombshell that fucks everyone. She is sold for only $14.99 at your local toy store, such as Sluts 'R' Us. She has had many jobs, mostly from being fired from all the ones where she had sex on the floor.
America's Whore
In West Philadelphia, born and raised, Barbie began developing early. She started giving hand jobs when she was 12. By age 14, she was torn up from the floor up, suffering chronic loose vagina syndrome.
Then once she graduated from Face Down Ass Up University, she was so used up that not even her stepdad wanted her. She went on Match.com and found her dream man, Ken.
If Barbie were a real person, her tits would be so big and her waist and legs so small that she'd have to walk around all all fours around the kitchen.
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See Also
 Hitler Barbie |
 Barbie after college, puking to be skinny. |
 Barbie spelunking |
 Barbie during college while she's sleeping. |
 Rule 34'd! |
 Ken as a Negro. |
 All girls like it in the ass... |
 Animooted G.I. Joe secks |
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 You don't always need a perverted dollfag to make Barbie look like a slut. |
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Barbie is part of a series on Whores. |
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