Banrai
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She is also afflicted with the internet disease, as seen in the photos to the right.
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Soul Rape
Just like that crazy bitch Zeriara, Banrai loves to trace other people’s art and pass it off as her own. Her history of plagiarism has made her a pariah in the furry community (to the point that she was banned from VCL), because even people that tolerate dog-fucking don’t like when someone steals their hermaphrodite fox porn.
Banrai's favorite victim is fantasy artist Aido, whom Banrai has obsessively stalked for years.
When confronted about her theft, Banrai claimed to be an innocent victim who does not understand why people are accusing her of plagiarism. Alternatively, if this gambit fails, she will tell her pussy-whipped husband to pose as an internet lawyer and lie that she is in the legal right.
Banrai made several attempts at evading the truth regarding Aido. Several stories popped up in various places including "I leant this girl my characters, now she won't give them back!" and "Help, Gaiafags, THE WORLDS ARE MEAN TO ME" which were, you guessed it - completely debunked.
Finally, some friends of Aido's got fed up, and over some time and some scouring of the internet, the Banrai Files were posted. Upon seeing the posting, Banrai immediately posted it to drama_awesome, claiming that some people were causing drama. She didn't admit to whether it was the truth, or claim that it was false, but simply linked it. In the usual fashion, people showed up saying it made her look bad, and eventually when she realized that people weren't on her side, she froze comments and fled.
After much craziness, including some apparent multiple personality disorder on Banrai's side, she posted a signed confession... apologizing for what she did to Aido, and later posted a second apology including several other individuals.
Sheezy Art Incident
When SheezyArt was new, and full of goodness, an account was found under the name Kaido, a name that Aido had been going by for many years prior, during which most of Banrai's stalking occurred. Unfortunately, the icon of the account was one of Banrai's fugly furry character, and was immediately reported, however now the icon to that account has been blanked. The accounts were subsequently banned, however Banrai went and bitched to another admin, claiming that the internet was being mean to her again, and the admin who had banned her was soon fired. The accounts are both now unbanned and Banrai is actively using Sheezyart with no notable drama to be found at present.
Animal Cruelty
Banrai also mimics Zeriara in her deep and abiding tenderness toward other living things. Banrai kept pet rats. As a responsible pet-owner, Banrai naturally kept her male and female rats in the same cage and was shocked, SHOCKED, to find that they made baby rats. Unfortunately, Banrai didn’t want to spring the two grand $40 to pay for a rat vasectomy (and somehow the more economical option of just BUYING A SECOND CAGE never occurred to her), so she decided to take matters into her own hands: by assisting a friend in castrating the rat with an X-acto knife and a pair of scissors. The rat died in agony several days later. Ignoring the fact that he had his testicles sliced off in a completely septic environment without any sort of anesthetic, Banrai attributed his death to the fact that she’d washed the wound with shampoo instead of just water. Yeah, that’s the ticket, genius.
Shockingly, Banrai claimed that she worked as an “Animal Rehabilitation Specialist”. Certainly, her deep understanding of germ theory will put pet owners everywhere at ease that their furry friends are in good hands.
Something Awful Discovery
Most recently, Something Awful discovered what the rest of the internet has long since known – that Banrai is as fucking insane as she is fat. Goons had a field day playing internet detective and gradually piecing together the disparate pieces of Banrai’s long and convoluted e-history to win a game of bitch bingo.
Most amusingly, one of Banrai’s former high school roommates appeared on the scene to give the lowdown on some of the lesser known entries in Banrai lore – including that she kept a dead owl in their dorm-room fridge to harvest its feathers for OMG NATIVE AMERICAN SHAMANISTIC RITUALS. Banrai supposedly also filmed herself dancing to shitty punk music with the owl carcass, however no evidence of this rumor has ever surfaced.
| —PokketMowse, ex-roommate of the crazy bitch. |
To the great disappointment of dramaticians everywhere, Lowtax preemptively banned Banrai before she could react to the thread. The only possible explanation for this decision is that Lowtax hates lulz.
Another goon also recalled experiences knowing Banrai:
| —BlpSoup |
Fun Facts!
- Banrai is not only a compulsive liar when it comes to art theft. She also claimed that her roommate, Gobby, on a Furry Cruise had stolen her sketchbook, and threw her out of the room for it later trying to get that roommate's mother against her by IMing her with falsified claims. After the cruise she claimed that Gobby was lying about the rape she had suffered, something that she had only posted privately about in friends-only LJ posts. Ironic, since all of Banrai's own claims of rape in the past. Since this incident, Gobby has obsessively followed Banrai around, leaving all sorts of passive-aggressive notes and comments to her. Grow up a little?
- Banrai makes a habit of trying to turn people's parents against them. She sent a letter to one of the 'Banrai Files' coordinator's homes, including (among other things... see next point) a letter claiming that the person was alcoholic, claiming to be married, and outing said person as gay. She also falsified LJ entries, and claimed that she was stealing her ideaaaas, which is a pretty stupid idea, when the artist lives with her parents (as a teen in high school, for chrissakes, get a HOBBY), and they have seen her building the creatures from the ground up, only to be blatantly stolen by Banrai. She also made phone calls to Aido who also returned her calls, and posted Lukadia's (old) home address, as well as last name on a journal on DA.
- Aside from allowing her husband to falsely impersonate a lawyer (for which he got a letter from the State Bar), Banrai also enjoys filing police reports in which 'officers' actually take her claims of Cyber Terrorism and Internet Stalking (in the form of visiting public domain websites) seriously. She also apparently does not understand the difference between a DDoS attack and browsing, as she also claimed that one obsessed person's 3-5 visits per week caused her bandwidth to explode into tiny bits. Banrai provided proof of this alleged police report, but no one chose to call and confirm it's legitimacy, and to this day it is unknown if it was real or not.
- Banrai lied about getting pregnant after years of claiming to be pro-life, and then supposedly had an abortion. It's different when it's your own (and not even real!) amirite?
- Banrai had in previous years listed a constantly fluctuating age. When she was harassing the then 16 year old Aido, she was assumed to be in her early twenties, yet years later, during the Banrai Files period, she was claiming to just turn 20-something. Her real age is unknown.
- Banrai was running a badge exchange for a while before passing it on to another furry. She ran it anonymously for some time so that she could give all the GOOD artists herself and her friends to work on. When she was called on it, she gave the comm away, not revealing her identity until much later.
- Banrai gets butthurt over ED articles. She thinks she should be able to run away from her past, and nobody should make fun of her fat ass. She's too much of a coward to contact anyone herself, so sends her cronies out instead.
- Several other rumors have circulated along the years, including that Banrai gave one of her butt-buddies an abortion with a coat hanger. Other rumors include that she stalked Gobby's boyfriend even though they lived thousands of miles apart, and that she gave her husband a vasectomy with an x-acto knife.
Links
- Email: asbestos.kisses@gmail.com
- AIM: BanraiSan
- MSN: DarkEmpressBanrai@hotmail.com
- Yahoo: banrai_san
- ICQ: 62559493
- banrai Possibly unused at this point
asbestos-kissesbaleeted.bluesatyrAlso baleeted!macasebaleetedsithenaBlanked / baleeted!Banrai on FurAffinitybaleeted!- Banrai on FurAffinity
augenti on DevianTARTBaleeted as well!http://daaa.deviantart.com/baleeted!- Crush Yiff Destroy thread discussing the Something Awful thread
- WikiFur entry – A load of self-adoration written by you know who.
Banrai on Storm ArtistsbaleetedOfficial WebsiteGone, thank God.
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