BambiBlaze
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
BambiBlaze is just like your typical deviantART camwhore except for one difference: she has FUCKING HUGE tits. Bambi claims that she is an artist, simply deviating from the norm, and won't tolerate any kind of judgment from those Norm Artists or "NA"s, as she calls them...or anyone who basically isn't a pervert or an inflation fag. Of course, being a 34KK cup means that you don't have to be an artist to gain over 9,000 pageviews.
Her Porn
Just art, she says? Sure, and Bambi totally isn't a porn star's name. Oh, and it's totally innocent and non-provocative to spell "come" as "cum", right guize? The worst thing of all is the fact that she had a devoted following of 13 year old boys she refers to as her "lovers" who seem entranced by silicone and soothed by the sound of proper English pronunciation being massacred by her Southern accent and dullard wit. Comments such as "I would love to be lost in your breasts" and the like are rampant, it seems as if her deviantART is a fucking fap playground.
Her Creation
In 2003 the scarcely talented breast inflation fetishist & recent divorcee DrCurvy devised a way he could bilk the inflation community of their weekly allowance with a membership inflation fap website. All he needed was an inflation whore as a headliner. He found his whore in a 43 year old fellow divorcee and mother of three named Lisa who had a fetish for inflating bank accounts. They christened their new inflation whore Bambi and their new company M&L Productions after the initials of their first names, Mike and Lisa. Bambi's personal fetish for inflation is as fake as her size hhh breasts regardless of the fact that she refers to it in at least every other sentence that passes her lips - which are also fake. Yes she is quite the artist! The real kicker is that most of their videos were recorded in their Dahlonega, Georgia residence which they rent from a nearby Baptist church - the same house in which Lisa is raising (?) two young children. The Georgia child protection service may be very interested to find that out!
Quotes
| —Bambiblaze, on trying to justify being a whore. |
| —BambiBlaze, on her current age, according to her deviantART profile. |
How to Extract Epic Lulz from this Pool of AIDS
1. Troll this forum.
2. Download her videos from here and here.
3. Post them all over YouTube, or anywhere else.
4. Link them all over the forums, nonstop. Get your proxies and gmail accounts ready!
5. ????
6. PROFIT!!!
Breaking News! Bambi's Tits Asplode!
| —Some guy in the following link. |
Gallery
 Could've had surgery on her face instead. |
 Lolicon/incest attempt |
 Fucking up Japan even moar than it's already fucked itself. |
 Her tits will eat your dick. |
External Links
Related Articles
 |
BambiBlaze is part of a series on Whores. |
|
 |
BambiBlaze is part of a series on DeviantART |
| Visit the DeviantART Portal for complete coverage. |
