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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

1. (Usually plural): The ability for someone to do stupid shit that most people's brains would tell hem not to do. This shit is usually awesome.
2. Spherical object.
3. If they touch, you are gay. No exceptions. So we can kiss and suck each other off.
4. It doesn't make a bit of difference, guys. They're inert.

What you should do with your balls.BALEETED DUE TO ACTUAL CASTRATION

Contents 1 What not to do with your balls 2 External links 3 Quotes 4 Fact of the day 5 See also

[edit] What not to do with your balls

Yow!	Fixed	Oh fuck..that's what I get for being stupid.	Piss off your mom
Lol,wut?	OH GOD,I CAN SEE FOREVER!

[edit] External links

• What you and your imaginary girlfriend should do with your balls.

The most common storage location for balls is in the asshole-- see Tony Eveready

[edit] Quotes

“	"Testicles? I don't need no stinkin' testicles!"	„
—You, Trying to regain man points.

“	"My Balzac I Honoré it"	„
—Balzac

“	"It doesn't make a bit of difference guys. The balls are inert."	„
—Piccolo

[edit] Fact of the day

The testes of the Blue Whale weigh 26kg [1] which is 4 stone, the weight of an obese dwarf [2] .

[edit] See also

• Crystal ball
• Nueticles