Bad Dragon
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Bad Dragon was first noted on Encyclopedia Dramatica on July 19th 2009, much to the horror or EDiot who thought they had finally become desensitized.
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Bad Dragon
Bad Dragon is a website on a neglected tube of the internet which makes business in selling dildos of fantasy creatures; the sick fuck responsible for this goes by the name of Jan Mulders and was probably molested as a child.
Some of his products may cause immense amounts of butthurt, to counter this, Mr.Mulders has decided to sell lube and condoms for your added pleasure.
About a year ago he decided he wanted to make an artificial dragon vagina called The Dragoness (despite the fact he's clearly gay, like all furries), however no fucking sign of this has appeared. Perhaps a vagoo ate him, or something.
Jan Mulders
Jan Mulders is a furfag who enjoys sitting in his mother's basement, making misshapen dragon penises.
- He is the #1 consumer of silicon, in the world, ever.
- All of his customers suffer butthurt.
- He uses his own baby stick as a mold for his products.
- Is more-or-less a Jew
Other Furfags
Because of the huge number of furfags buying this noob's toys, he has hired a team of no life losers going by the aliases of Athus, Raith and Runa, who are all pussies and won't reveal their real details. They allegedly have a secret base of faggotry in Phoenix, Arizona to help him make their butthurt inducing toys. On their forums, they have also hired a baby stick wielding mod known as 'Runa' to act as a lame excuse for customer service and stop the furfags making too much drama on the forums. Examples of these neglected attention whores that stir shit and try to be internet tough guys go by the aliases Dimi, Tigris and SSWildcat.
The Toys Themselves
Bad dragon make several crimes against nature in near indestructible silicon, including tentacles, dragon cocks that shoot fake semen (which incidentally make furfags intelligent enough to eat it vomit) and stupidly huge toys that Goatse would struggle to take.
 Bad Dragon proudly presents: The Freeman! |
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This is what Bad Dragon want you to think about when using their products...
 Because furries go wild for pregnant dragonesses, or something. |
 Gryphons are all fags, just like this one. |
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 Looks like an Alien got zerg rushed |
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 And a dog. Any surprises? |
Links
- Bad Dragon's website.
- Bad Dragon's Forums Hint, do NOT look in the 'sharing experiences' section. Really, don't!
- Something Awful thread about this topic. Hilarity results.
See Also
- Zeta Toy
- Furry
- Tentacle rape
- Quasidan's penis
- Faggot
- Dildo
- Giant dildo of death
- Mecha-Dildo
- Sick Fuck
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