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These two Furfags got tattoos together of their Babyfur Fursonas. If you look carefully at the left cub you'll notice he's wearing a soiled diaper. What great logic these men possess.

A helpful Venn diagram. Most, if not all, Babyfurs are diaperfurs, but not all diaperfurs are babyfurs. (However, it should be noted that all Adult Babies and all furries are still batshit insane.)

The junction of two equally disturbing fetish subcultures, a Babyfur is a furry who is also an adult baby, and thus pretends to be an infant. They are full of faggotry and often have so many other disgusting fetishes that even normal furries hate them — normal being relative, of course. Essentially, a case of "You got your pedophilia in my bestiality!"

If you find out that you know a babyfur, it's best to mock them ruthlessly until they cry emo tears, then proceed to IRL B& them.

1 Cubbing Out
2 Sissyfurs
3 BabyShit
4 The Great Babyfur Raid of January 08
5 Gallery
6 See also
7 Links

[edit] Cubbing Out

They fantasize and roleplay as baby animals because they want to relive their childhood, only with moar faggotry and endless diapers. They call this roleplay cubbing out. This is similar to Chimping Out, but involves furfags instead of nigras. They do this by drawing characters such as baby cats or whatever to be their Fursona and role play with that character, much to our lulz.

Cubbing out consists of typical baby stuff such as crawling and being selfish. Dressing up in overalls/dresses, and using diapers, pacifiers, and blankies is what gets them going.

A cartoon Babyfur Fursona cubbing out. Since it is probably played by a transvestite, that also makes this character a Sissyfur.

[edit] Sissyfurs

Some of the best babyfurs are dudes that like to be dressed as girls - Babyfur transvestites - and are called sissyfurs. They get butthurt easily, and can't argue worth a shit.

Confrontation with sissyfurs (and babyfurs in general) usually end with them whining about being people too, and many sad emoticons.

[edit] BabyShit

Basically, the babyfurs enjoy their accessories to add to their faggotry. This includes onesies, booties, plushies, and anything else that babies go apeshit over. One of the moar lulzy things being diapers. Apparently it gives them a sense of warmth and security, but let's face it...all it gives them is unnecessary moisture and diaper rash.

For roleplaying examples see the furry_daycare community on LiveJournal.

(Beware - may make you sick!)

[edit] The Great Babyfur Raid of January 08

In January 2008, the site babyfur.com was DDoSed at a rate of over 9,000 gb/s as well as site security compromised leading to many lulz.

[edit] Gallery

For the Lulz			Standard Babyfur Emo
Standard Babyfur Death Threat	this isn't funny	The omen of what is to come	This is how they start
Babyfur 4 Lyfe	oh, FUCK. GET IN THE SHELTER.		A babyfur proudly displaying his favorite jizz-stained shirt.
Now viewing : A whole new level of sad.	Dear lord	Jesus Christ! Like anyone wants to see that blurry crotch!	DO NOT WANT!
STAB IT OH GOD SOMEONE PLEASE STAB IT	A babyfur's favorite scat & cum rag.	Jesus fuck	Behold, a babyfur attempting to do a goatse and tubgirl simultaneously.
Ugh!	UUGH!	....words fail me.	A babyfur in his natural habitat.