Baby Jesus

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Lies make Baby Jesus cry

[edit] The Living/Dead/Murdered

Baby Jesus was a retarded Jew that was born in somebody's barn. He is the bastard child of The Virgin Mary and Santa. He never cries, except when people masturbate. To make Baby Jesus cry is mean, but many people love doing it anyway because it's the most fun they've had since their buds came over for a good game of counter strike. Christians love to make him cry, and then repent by buying him some prostatots.

The lulz ensues when you and your niggas steal baby jesuss from peoples Christmas decorations and strap it to the hood of your car. More lulz are generated when you finally realise you are aroused by young children and proceed to engage in foreplay, this makes you a really cool guy!

[edit] The euphemism

'Baby Jesus' is also frequently used as a way for poor, white trash fundies to tell their kids not to buttrape their neighbors in the trailor park. Shitting in one's nest is not something baby Jesus would do (contrary to adult jesus; see: Adult Jesus).

[edit] Not to be confused with...

• Adult Jesus, who gave his life for mankind in order to stop the evil robots from destroying Zion.
• Neo Robot Phoenix Zombie Hitler WereJesus DX, Mk II, who just gets funnier the more whacky words are added to his name!

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