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Baby fuck, Baby fuck!!!!!

IT'SSS AWW-RIGHTTT!!!

Baby Fuck is a meme originated in part two of a guro/hentai manga called Mai-chan's Daily Life.
Mai-chan is what is known as a Physical Idiosyncrasy, meaning, as long as there is ANY part left of her after being raped, stabbed, cut apart, disfigured, beheaded, mutilated, disemboweled, burned, crushed, skinned, skewered, etc., she can regenerate herself. So naturally, she was turned into a housemaid and is used as a sex doll for anyone that wants to pay for it. Later in the manga she finds she has a brother who is the same as her, only instead of pain from the torture, he gets sexual pleasure from it. Her 'mistress' makes her have sex with her brother. And, in part two, we find Mai-chan pregnant. She debates on whether or not to bring a baby into this world, knowing that he too will suffer the same fate she does. But oh, Mai-chan gets abducted by the president of "A" country who finds out that she is with child. He CUTS HER OPEN and RIPS THE CHILD OUT, much to the protesting of Mai. He then cracks the baby's legs open and proceeds to FUCK IT, before PUTTING IT IN A BLENDER and POURING THE LIQUEFIED REMAINS INTO MAI'S HANDS.
And 9 out of 10 /b/tards agree that that's AWW-RIGHTTT!

Full manga here.

1 Baby Rape IRL
2 Sanctified bF IRL
- 2.1 Teh Gayken
- 2.2 PuertoRicky
3 See Also

[edit] Baby Rape IRL

If he can be happy about it what are those faggots complaining about?

[edit] Sanctified bF IRL

9/11 was a journalistic non-event compared to this surprise.

[edit] Teh Gayken

Clay Aiken artificially impregnated a 50-year-old butch female named Jaymes. The male babby has --surprise, surprise!-- developed pyloric stenosis, a.k.a. gastroINTESTINAL problems soon after he took possession of the living, breathing Fleshlight.

“	He had been gassy for weeks and then he started throwing up.	„
—Aiken owns up to his mischief

According to our good friends at That Other Wiki, anal sex ~~can lead~~ always leads to ~~infection~~ pyloric stenosis.

Pimping out your crotch-droppings ain't what it used to be: gone are the days when you could raek in $14M for pixplox of your latest prostatots; Aiken came away with a paltry $500K despite added bonus of the incredible revelation of OMGIMGAI!
It wouldn't be 2008 if some online butthurt drama didn't accompany this bombshell of a confession (and literal (babby) butthurt).
Many of Aiken's diehard fans were STUNNED and horrified:

“	This is really shocking news as I had no idea he was gay, and now I have to deal with this. I am not sure what to say to people who know I was a fan. . . . I didn't go to work today and am not answering the telephone.	„
—Sheridansq, a rabid fan on ~~ClayManiacs.com~~ LOL, baleeted.

Imminent rape is imminent.

(Babby)cock goes where?

Beauty, thy name is androgyny.

[edit] PuertoRicky

Two babies = up to twice as many* raeps per week!!1!
"Clay is such a loser..."

* Providing suitable lubcricant and all orifices utilized

Ricky Martin: definitively not gay.

DID YOU KNOW that it only takes about 8 months to raise an infant child?
No worries about putting your career on hold, he'll be good to go by the year's end!

“	Ricky Martin is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent, and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his [adopted baby brothers from Cambodia].	„
—RM spokesperson