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Lurking somewhere in the Furry section of ED is a user from Youtube so utterly pathetic that he makes the other furries look almost half-human. He's called Yatagarasean - worthy of his very own article.

This is his boyfriend. His name is B

1 Furry Himself
- 1.1 His Boyfriends
2 Drama
- 2.1 Trolling Techniques
3 It's Not Rape if you say Surprise
4 Contact
5 See Also

[edit] Furry Himself

Like most furries B is a 16 year old boy and a flamingly outrageous faggot who enjoys buttsecks with other shotacon candidates and claims to be widely experienced in matter of love and sex, despite the fact he is still a virgin.

His fursona is a Fox-Horse hybrid with a knotted 3ft-long cock easily capable of penetrating the thickest fat - suggesting that B may be compensating for something.

[edit] His Boyfriends

One of B's many boyfriends - apparently neither of his dicks was worth drawing.

No furry's sex life is complete without drama -

Since he's obviously got tired of playing solo, B is just one of many, many boyfriends his fellow furs share. Remember despite all the talk of hawt buttsecks and yiffing B is still a virgin.

Pet Number 1: Yatagarasean - A grossly bloated redneck who like to upload videos on youtube saying that he'll kill anyone who says violent video games cause aggression.

Pet Number 2: Aki - A dragon. Even more of a pussy than Yatagarasean.

Pet Number 3: Andy - A wolf with a batshit insane victim complex who allegedly stalked B for months online. Eventually discovered his pooch was a better fuck.

His 'Master' Lobo - Lobo is a wolf-taur with two cocks who shows his undying loyalty to his bitch by saying he would kill anyone who dares to harm his Boyfriend.

[edit] Drama

B claims to have as many as ten dead friends - many of which he counseled before they became an heros. Which may explain something.

Hoping to follow in their tracks, B has tried to kill himself several times, clearly without success. It's a sad, sad thing when you fail at failing. For whatever reason B repeatedly says he's going to go drink a bottle of bleach - it's unclear why he would do this as bleach burns horribly from the inside out. It could be that liquid reminds him of the sweet, sweet semen which was and always has been his only reason to live.

B also e-diagnosed himself with Bipolar disorder after trying to turn his arms into toastracks when he found out his boyfriend Lobo had yiffed one of his ex-BFFs. Although he has not been officially diagnosed he's seen as many as six therapists. Sadly as of yet there is no cure for being a furry.

B's most recent claim to fame was the BigDaddyBear incident (which so far is still in the shit no one cares about arena). He was the one who gave 'Bambi' the advice of killing 'BigDaddyBear' before offing himself.