BYOND
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Lummox JR
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Overview
BYOND is a piece of shit used to create anime games. The community consists of 30 year old virgins living in their mothers basement and 10 year old freaks who are obsessed with anime. The games are fucking horrible, there are over 9000 anime games (seriously) and other various fan games which are limited to 10 fps and SNES graphics. All the games are clones anyway someone releases there source code for there game and in 2 weeks there are 300 fucking clones, all with a few changed text strings and a new title screen. While written in C++ by 2 people on crack who passed computer science 3 with flying colors, the original nintendo surpasses it. The whole software suite is a fucking piece of shit, windows was even written better, the best part is becoming a BYOND member for 18 dollars to whine and bitch on your own fucking blog about pointless shit and use a half assed instant messenger to talk to girls and even rank your own games.
Creating Games
1. Download a random DBZ/Naruto source code.
2. Change some text strings.
3. Make yourself GM.
3. Change the name of it.
4. Upload it.
5. Claim it's yours.
Congratulations, you have your own original MMORPG, now go fucking kill yourself you worthless piece of shit.
Being Cool
Being cool on BYOND is really simple, much like everyone else on the internet. BYOND is the easiest place to seem like you're cool, because everyone is mentally retarded and will accept the fact that you're cool. On that note, going there already makes you not cool and you should probably fucking kill yourself. If you want to be cool, here are some super easy tips for you to follow:
1. Create a game and make yourself and some friends admins (see above for details). 2. Always pretend you know what you're talking about, no matter how wrong you blatantly are. 3. Always hit on the ladies, and when you get rejected (because it will always happen), just pretend that you dumped them. 4. Never admit that you admire the trolls, even though deep down, you admire the trolls and wish you were half as smart as them. 5. Fucking kill yourself. If you do not wish to do it yourself, have your neighbor do it. If you live alone, go to the nearest city, and find someone that has experience in assisted suicide. 6. Make a bunch of unusable icons that you keep to yourself. Then rub it in of how much of a great iconner you are.
If you can't follow any of these tips, you are fucking retarded and should have someone assist you in killing yourself, since you're too retarded to do it yourself. And let me tell you, right now, that BYOND is great, this is slander, and no one will get rid of this because the people who go on this and believe this slanderous crap. BTW, the quotes below are fake, and the creator of this is a load of shit.
Quotes
| —Some random BYOND member, who will come back in 4 months tops |
| —BYOND member Teh GREAT Thundorz, a retard acting like a 13 year old boy |
| —Byond member who got caught, and doesn't want to look geeky(to late) in front of the other BYONDorks |
| —BYOND member Poal, a hair away from opting for the final solution |
| —BYOND member Dark Wizard, telling it like it is to BYOND admins |
| —BYOND member Masterdan, attempting to muster some sort of reply on Propaganda |
| —BYOND Member Ganing, causing pointless edrama. |
| —BYOND Member Kalzar, shifting the blame to the REAL culprit. |
Notable Trolls on BYOND
Games You Should Troll
- Naruto Dasshoku Seiryoku A Naruto Bleach fusion game filled with drama.
- Naruto Grand Online Adventure The most popular game on BYOND, also a narutarded game.
- Dragon Ball Finale This game "Isn't a rip" it just has the same icons as Zeta! Its an incredibly boring game with people who know everything in the world :)
