Boxxy
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Boxxy, or Boxxybabee, is yet another in a long line of chanwhores to revolt and/or endear themselves to the lovelorn basement dwellers at unoriginalcontent.com.
What initially appeared as a normal, attractive, emo, jailbait Gaiafag soon transformed into a psychotic ADD riddled lunatic - but a hot psychotic ADD riddled lunatic, which is the dream girl of most chantards (If not only because they have the same personality.)
In early-January 2009, Boxxy arrived on the scene and promptly fractured the unofficial peace treaty in the ongoing newfag/ oldfag (All the same) wars. To the oldfags newfags, Boxxy was representative of everything that is wrong about the 'new /b/' whilst to the other newfags, she was some kind of poster girl for change from the ugly, vile, disgusting underbelly of the Internets that /b/ once was.
Boxxy's videos actually came out a year before this incident, but were posted onto I-am-bored.com on December 27th, 2008. Soon they were discovered by someone at 7chan and subsequently embedded into the top of their /b/ board. This came at a time that 4chan was down for maintenance and 7chan was flooded with refugees from the former.
Most /b/tards first encounter with Boxxy, was when some wannabe oldfag - a pioneering Boxxy-hater - around New Years 2009, decided to start a "YOU RAGE YOU LOSE"-thread. The OP had Boxxy's face as the thread image, and linked to one of her youtube videos. Needless to say, this wannabe rage-thread backfired horribly, with the otherwise puppy-raping, scat-eating Anon giving responses like "she's kind of cute lol". 9 months later, with hourly Boxxy threads still trolling oldfags into uncontrollable rage fits, it was safe to conclude that the original "rage"-thread may have been one of the biggest fail threads on the internet as we know it.
It should be noted that the real Boxxy had no idea what the fuck /b/ is, or why people were stalking her. She never mentions being the queen of /b/ or anything about 4chan in any of her vids. You people picked a totally random girl to stalk and torment, and now she is dead. Way to you go, you sick fucks.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS▲▲▲▲
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I like Boxxy, and here's why. I'm not postpubescent (over 25), I have a girlfriend, and I don't fantasize about her. I like her because she is the antidote, the antithesis, the hemlock in the cup to Internet Tough Guyism.
I was surprised to see that, for all its posturing, /b/ really does hold one thing sacred: its "bad muthafucka" image of itself. /b/ really believes that it's frightening, that it's tougher than a Ford Chevy, that it's badass masculinity personified, in a sense. And, before, there were very few ways to disrupt this image, to give it a good hard kick in the shins.
And then Boxxy came along. Boxxy love is everything /b/ hates - passive, gentle, adorable, sweet. It gives without asking, it loves without asking in return. Instead of being aggressively faux-adult, it's happily faux-childlike. That's why Boxxy became a meme - because she DIDN'T want the attention; because she provided no pics (as the /b/tards will attest). As a result, Boxxy turned into the most successful way to troll the /b/tards ever devised. It actually makes the gore and violence and sexism and racism fantards squeal, because it hits them where it hurts - in their image of themselves. How can they be tough, scary guys when their favorite hangout is one long love poem to Boxxy love? So that's why I love Boxxy - the sound of /b/'s humiliation is sweet music to my ears.
Gather around children
Greetings, my /b/rethren. You may call me the Bard.
I shall share with ye a tale which made oldfags rage very hard,
Alas? Of whom do I speak? Yes, you shall plainly see,
The epic tale of /b/’s false queen, the camwhore known as Box[]y.
One fateful day, some anon was browsing the dungeons of jewtube,
When behold! What didst thou think he did see?
A delusional, possibly schizophrenic camwhore in elaborate makeup,
Who only referred to herself as…Bo[]xy.
There was a day, early in the year two thousand and nine,
When it was observed that /b/ had finally died.
Box[]y threads littered the front page, there was no escape,
Newfags were struck envy; oldfags were convulsing with hate.
And then, last Thursday, clever hacking was afoot,
Some black-hatted /b/rethren were up to no good,
And before anyone knew, before they could be stopped,
BAM! Box[]y’s fucking dox were dropped.
This inspired the newfags to rejoice and laugh hearty,
For Operation Boxxpeace, with faggotry rivaling the Boston Fail Party.
Oldfags raged hard, some left and were gone,
The summation of sentiments was a truly epic facepalm.
And so, /b/ was ravaged by this cancer over and over again,
Oldfags found themselves wondering if this faggotry would ever end.
And just when they thing the Bo[]xyfags will finally go…
…that bitch decides to release a new video.
Haters
It may be difficult to believe, but some people don't like Boxxy. She has been called the cancer that is killing /b/ among other things. Currently 4chan is in RAGE mode over the fact that on January 10th 2009 at least 50% of the threads on their /b/ board were about Boxxy, either pro or against. This amount of Boxxy on /b/ caused a war on 4chan that led to them destroying themselves for a whole 4 hours due to DoS.
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Boxxy inspires DDoS against 4chan
Boxxy has inspired so much anger between the Boxxy lovers and Boxxy haters that the latter conspired to form a DDoS attack on 4chan if Moot did not make Boxxy a bannable offense, or bring back Snacks and let him sort through all the Boxxy bullshit. Though this same group of people was responsible for half of the Boxxy threads in the first place, the irony of the situation was lost on the group of simple-minded /b/tards.
Eventually at 7pm est 1/10/09, 4chan went down, however this only lasted about 3 hours before it was back up with moar Boxxy fawning and hateraids as before. Soon, pretty much two thirds of all /b/ threads were Boxxy threads. After the initial shitstorm of shitposts, however, all Boxxy threads would 404 almost instantly, and eventually anything regarding Boxxy would result in a 2 day autoban. The autoban idea was one that 7chan had implemented hours beforehand, which is funny considering Boxxy was all their fault to begin with.
LOL B&
Reply to the Haters
On January 10th, a comeback video was made by Bodyxpolitic, in which he valiantly defended Boxxy and made himself look like a huge faggot. Regardless of his intent (troll/genuine fag), the YouTuber still managed to inflict massive rage damage to /b/'s retarded hordes. The video was removed.
Ok,Has for all of those chicks writing the shit like kill boxxy on there naked body..Taking pictures then posting them on the net....Sorry Girls! THAT ONLY MAKES YOU A DIRTY CAMWHORE!!!
Boxxy Inspired Quotes From ED Users/Staff
| —BURK |
| —nay |
zaiger: there is a marked difference between the 2nd and 3rd videos ODB: i think she's an fugly pig woman ODB: *pig girl zaiger: Adolescent ODB: **pigtrap zaiger: You have no taste in loli ODB
Gallery of I Hate Boxxy
Despite the fact that /b/ divided up sides and argued the issue quite angrily, /b/ still came out a winner. Whether one of the "I hate Boxxy" camp, or a member of the "I <3 Boxxy" armies, everyone all got to see some epic Femanon flesh. Nerdy girls around the world felt it was their solemn duty to post their tits and vaginas with the express reason of explaining their feelings towards Boxxy.
| —Aaron |
Because of Boxxy, /b/ had witnessed more "real" female body parts in 24 hours than they have seen in the previous year. Below you will find a brief sampling of what was witnessed.
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Continued Examination of this Phenomena
Beardy: i love the picture with "FUCK BOXXY" where the O is the chicks vagina Beardy: that is good times Beardy: very reminiscent of Dorian Thorn dan: hhehe dan: thank you weev: yeah weev: that's my favorite one weev: i saw it on /b/ last night weev: the thing is weev: most of these girls weev: have the pale pallor weev: of a whore on HIV meds
Hacked
On January 18th, 2009, three weeks after the first appearance of Boxxy, a group of namefags calling themselves the CBCR (Center for Boxxy Control and Restriction) hacked into Boxxy's Youtube account by guessing the question to reset the password after breaking into one of email accounts. They privatized her three videos and replaced them with one explaining to Boxxy that she should never make another video again, threatening her with the fact that they have all of her IRL information. After posting the video they proceeded to hang around the comments on their own accounts bragging to everyone who posted that it was them who hacked into Boxxy's account. Hacking into Boxxy's accounts on any other terms would have been a valiant and noble effort, but the sheer amount of bragging, namefagging and just generally trying to become internet celebrities off of this has been deemed to be extreme faggotry. Thus invalidating the act altogether.
Upon reading the above updates, the "hackers" responsible for white knighting Boxxy by finding her docs and spreading them all over the internets, put out another video on Boxxy's account. In said video they contradicted themselves about six times. They explained that they didn't do for e-cred, yet called themselves martyrs in the fight for the internet. In one line they explained that they did it "because she was annoying to not just 4chan, but everyone on the internet" and a couple of lines later they explained "Yeah she was annoying, but she is just a bubbly 16 year old girl"
This attempt at saving their e-gos and making the internet not see them as the faggots they are was, as was everything they have done to date, a complete failure. These "hackers" are now hated by not only the Boxxyfags, but by the Boxxy haters as well.
As you can see by the screencap on the right, a transcript of said second video was used as the index page for the IP of someone claiming to be the leader of the "hacker" organization to take down Boxxy's YouYube and throw her docs all over the tubes. This individual left a crybaby message on this very articles talkpage trying to defend himself and his organization, however, his unwarranted self importance was not welcome here and he was thoroughly put back in his place.
Later that same night (actually early that next morning, January 20th, 2009 2 AM EST), Boxxy's YouTube account was reverted back to normal. Her videos were placed back up. The FTP server for the CBCR went down about the same time. Zaiger was contacted by the CBCR via ED's IRC server. A severe case of troll's remorse and extreme butthurt over not becoming the next Weev had caused them to shut down their organization and abandon their plans to save Boxxy by giving /b/ her home address and a crowbar.
Formal Apology
One night on /b/ the Joker himself came and gave an apology (along with his life story) about his annoying daughter. Both Newfags and oldfags alike were angered and confused by the OC
Gothboxxy: Truth Or Myth?
| —sorrowbleedingwrists on ruining /b/ and the internets, and something about a blue box sorrowbleedingwrists |
On Friday, June 19 2009, YouTube and the chans were a abuzz about a video that came out the week before. The general consensus was that this was Boxxy all goth'd up and playing emo, however this was proven wrong when the actual sorrowbleedingwrists resurfaced under another account in her human form. Also it is argued Boxxy doesn't have huge goth tits like sorrowbleedingwrists; but she now appears to have some serious boobage for a hot, yet mysterious reason. The storyline appears to be moving into a realm of global marketing re-branding, and unauthorized drama insignia that the Internets can not fully withstand.
July 12th
On July 12, 2009, it was discovered that the messageboard "iheartboxxy," a group of Boxxy fans started by an ED member by the name of Overbeing (who later promoted ex-CBCR founder Eyrev to moderator), hosted a small secluded group of people who had found 2 videos of Boxxy (Cate) filmed with a group of friends attending the 2009 Spring California Thespian Festival. These users on the messageboard were known as its "Council." A Council member by the name of Shamage quickly had all of his private information found, and the entire website was threatened by posters on /b/, in an attempt to force them to upload the videos. As an act of solidarity with /b/, and faced with the possibility of escalating conflict, an iheartboxxy admin eventually obliged and uploaded the 2 videos here: http://www.youtube.com/user/TheJuly12th.
Soon after, threads started appearing featuring the New Boxxy, fake Boxxy MySpaces, Facebooks and Instant Messenger accounts. One of which featuring a Fake Boxxie with a status with the following "Guys, stop bothering with those videos. I appear for like, 2 seconds in each one."
| —The philosophical and eloquently introspective Anonymous |
BoxxPeace
Boxxy Peace on 25 July, sequel to BoxxMeet was when a group of about 14 anons met at Robert Doyle Park, in Roseville. They visited her supposed house at 8032 Halseworth Drive and rang the bell, but no one answered. After that they went to the real house (location unknown) and were stopped by a chair across the gate. They rang the bell but no one answered, so they left some flowers outside her door saying "Anon". This is the real house of Boxxy as objects there match pics of Boxxy. They then talked to one of boxxy's ex boyfriends Dan the douche Birlem, who was her prom date and apparently fucked her, although he failed to admit to it on cam. They decided Boxxy wasn't going to come, so they got ice cream.
| —Hagger summarises the event. |
Closure at Last?
October 2nd, Niki (a friend of Cate's who had become quite involved in the Boxxy fan scene over the past few weeks) and Cate had a phone conversation. Niki explained things to her, and Cate responded that she thought it would be best if all Boxxy fan sites were taken down.
The next day, Niki gathered the admins of the three biggest Boxxy fan sites into a skype conversation and told them what had transpired. After much discussion and debate, the three agreed to respect Cate's wishes.
The video explanation summarizing the conversation Niki and Cate had:
However, one can't help wondering if this actually took place, or if it's a collaborative effort between faggots to rescue their queen's honor from the ravages of the internet. With no physical evidence of her disapproval, you can safely assume that she's still turned on by you fapping to her pictures.
New Wave of Pictures
On 11-14-09 Killwebs.com released this video:
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See Also
External Links
- Boxxybabee on Youtube
- Boxxyakamoldybread Troll account
- I-Am-Bored.Com - Original Boxxy Thread
- THE REAL BOXXY
- Boxxy remix 1 (Love and Trolls - Boxxy)
- Boxxy remix 2 (haxxy boxcore)
- Boxxy remix 3 (FOAR PENIS FRUM BOXXY!)
- Boxxy remix 4 (Boxxy is a Troll)
- Boxxy remix 5 (ADM. AWESOME)
- Boxxy remix 6 (ROW ROW FIGHT THE ADMIRAL)
- Boxxy remix 7 (I herd you liek Mooninites?)
- Boxxy hate video
- Boxxy luuuurves cats
- Circleyy Imitator
- U.N. Owen Was Boxxy
- 4x the Boxxy
- Some style biting faggot.
- Unichan.info - A chanful of Boxxy
- http://boxxypr0n.chatango.com/ - Boxxy Chat
Boxxy fan site- Dead- Boxxy blogspot site
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