Incontinent Student Bodies
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Incontinent Student Bodies is a comic of inhuman power often used by furfags as an attempt to turn unsuspecting /b/tards into babyfurs. With a story that H.P. Lovecraft wouldn't describe, a moral that makes Stephen King puke, imagery that Masahiro Ito would detest, and enough reader alienation to make David Lynch curl up into a fetal position and BAWWWWW, its appearance either drives away sickened Anons or corrupts them utterly, bringing them into the fold of the furfags. The author of the comic claims it was made for the lulz, but the existence of four full issues, its publication by known babyfurs, and the author's other furry and diaper-fetish comics say otherwise.
Its power is such that it has caused "BAWWWWW" to almost completely supplant "Waaaambulance" in internet slang.
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[edit] Plot
Aaron, a bed-wetting furfag, arrives at college to find himself in a dorm full of perfectly ordinary furries who just happen to enjoy shitting their pants. After he wrestles with his identity, he comes out of the water closet and becomes a proud diaper-wetter just like his friends. Issues two and three detail their fursecution (/r some pics of that, need moar fursecution) at the hands of other students, who for some weird reason don't like being around people who've always got a load in their diapers. Sweet Jesus if you know what's good for you, DO NOT LOOK AT THE GALLERY. Seriously. The amount of whatthefuckery will astound you. SRSLY this is fucked up shit and that bitch should go to hell.
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Aaron: Main character, finds himself in a dorm full of... Oh, come on, you just read this!
Josh: His parents gave him butthurt after finding out that he had an innocent little fetish. Ever wrestling with his true identity, he is put on strict bathroom duty to empty his bowels every hour on the hour. After holding off the "inevitable", he decides to piss and shit his pants at school while everyone watches! The Drama! He finally cracks open the shell of prejudice to be himself at last! His parents, being totally sane and sensible, decide to cancel Josh's regular therapy appointments and, instead, put him back into his shitty diapers. Smart move guys. Smart move.
Jonathan: Hard Gay's fursona. Met josh (who is now revealed to be a faggot Everyone with a brain stem already knew that from the beginning. srsly.) at a 'party' the Gay&Lesbian students were having. Just before getting blown by Josh, he shows his new furfag friend just how much he loves giving golden showers. Josh happily obliges like the faggot he is.
Jesus (Hay-Z-oos): Some Mexican or some shit, some speculate he may be a llama alpaca LLAMA ALPACA Okay, he's a hard working mule. Anyway, this spanglish speaking furfag from El Mexico turns out to be totally gay for his little bunny friend back home, who also enjoys shitting himself (wich is stupid because only white people are capable of faggotry and mexicans are too lazy to have a fetish). The last image Jesus can remember of said faggot is of them in bed. Srsly. Look it up (if you dare).
Cheese-Cube: A mouse who keeps receiving 'gifts' in his school locker left behind by a stalker or some shit. One day, they meet up, and his stalker turns out (ironically) to be a cat, so kawaii ^_^! Which leads to them watching gay porn and having some crazy sex on the living room couch while their parents are away.
Kiwi: Fruit bat (I think) Yeah... Not much on this one, hell, they didn't even mention his name until Issue #2 (Disclaimer paige at that, lol!). We do know that he is a D&D nerd.
Dirk: A beautiful unicorn who is tended to by his loving sister, Daphne. He should be noted on his HUGE horse cock. Yes, they (unsurprisingly) draw attention to the fact several times in ONLY THREE PAGES!!!1! He was pretty faggy in the first issues, but becomes even more so in the latter ones as he is given an emo-fringe (I kid you not). As a unicorn, he is always looking fabulous in his kilt.
Daphne: Och, Dirk's sister. Och, she is inspired to become a nurse because she loves changing her brothers shit, piss, and cum filled diapers.Och, BREAKING NEWS! Och, turns out, Daphne is a closet diaperfur all along! Och, and is the first diaper shitting girl in the entire series! Och, a further testament to Ashton Hall's faggotry. OCH, MOAR BREAKING NEWS!!!1!1! She can't have children either, looks like the creators were actually thinking for the good of future generations with this one!
Mike: Just your average, everyday diapered furfag who enjoys pissing his footed sleepers at night. See: Mary Sue
Andrew "Orca": An orca, same diaper shit as the others, yada-yada. But what really defines this character is that HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH A GIRLFRIEND, I REPEAT GIRLFRIEND Fascinating. It's not yet verified why he decided to turn his back to men and teh cock in general. It could be that his parents weren't total retards, or that he had a bad experience with some random dudes cum. But nonetheless, he decided that vagina was the better route. But that means he can breed... OH SHI-
Geovani: Jock who has a bitter rivalry with Silas. Turns out he has a nerve condition and converts Silas into a pants pissing, diaper shitting furfag like himself. They go gay for each other in the end.
Silas: Also a jock in a bitter rivalry with Geovani. Converts to being a diaperfur after seeing his lover masturbating in a bathroom stall (a metaphor for those few, unfortunate Anons?). His pastime includes fucking Geovani because he's a dragon.
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[edit] 4chan vs Incontinent Student Bodies
The first ISB image was uploaded on 7/28/06, and scored a direct hit, being one of the few things ever to set back the collective powers of /b/. The artist herself eventually revealed herself as an "Anon," lending furfags ammo in their war to use to try and convert /b/tards to their sick cause. Luckily, in a last-ditch effort, an image flood in the sticky was orchestrated until the image limit was filled, rendering it useless for future faggotry to take place in.
[edit] See Also
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[edit] External Links
- This link is only here by default. For the love of god, if you know what's good for you, don't click this. No srsly don't. it's horrible.
- Megaupload, but for god sakes, don't do it nigger!
- Rapidshit, download if you dare.
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