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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
While 4chan /b/ is technically an imageboard, it is more commonly known as the asshole of the Internets. According to Fox News, they are also the a secret underground network of evil hackers on steroids. It is populated by pedophiles, furries, otaku, wapanese, Azns, metalheads, otherkin, Trent Reznor, and probably Will Smith. Also, God has been known to lurk /b/ for hopes of landing some hawt Baby Fuck.
Everyone who was finally permabanned from Something Awful or found Ogrish too tame call /b/ home. Pedophiles who have crawled out from not4chan come here to post and collect kiddie porn, but they usually do not last long, as posting CP is a permabannable offense. If you're having trouble finding a proxy for your trolling activities that's not banned from 4chan, it's because the pedos have already gotten them all permabanned by posting CP. But then, why would you want to; trolling /b/ is like pissing into an ocean of piss. They usually retreat to 420chan or 12chan after that, as posting CP is common practice on those sites' /b/s.
Posting shitting dick nipples in /b/, however, is NOT a bannable offense and is welcomed with open arms and fapping hands.
/b/'s cracked-out mods frequently sticky their own posts, attempting to create their own memes, sometimes spamming stickies until the entire board is just a place to view the mods' stickies. Whiny /b/tards have been begging Doug to unban snacks ever since (even though it was constant whining to moot that got him removed in the first place).
If a celebrity dies, plz to be going directly to /b/ for the traditional eulogising of the still warm -perhaps still alive- body.
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[edit] How has /b/ changed your life?
- We learned that you shouldn't be too serious about your copypasta. Especially when it comes to football.
- If you frequent Habbo Hotel, then you'll notice that creating a character with a suit and an afro is now grounds for an insta-ban. You have /b/ to thank for that.
- /b/tards were called in to troll Wowzaz_86's livejournal after he munched carpet on a sleeping girl.
- #4chan is populated almost exclusively by /b/tards. Everyone else is Doug.
- If you've become gay, a furry, or a run-of-the-mill sick fuck due to internets exposure, it is likely caused by a combination of Livejournal and /b/. You may wish to bask in the healing rays of Quasidan's VAGINA or
to cleanse yourself of all internet sin.
- If you have AIDS, /b/ did it.
- You will be Dying Alone.
[edit] Sample Quotes from /b/
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[edit] What is /b/?
/b/ is defined by Urban Dictionary as...
- /b/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
- /b/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
- /b/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
- /b/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
- /b/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave, the one that's always trying to sell you something.
- /b/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
- /b/ is one who first introduced you to Goatse.
- /b/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
- /b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
- /b/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
- /b/ is that bat-shit crazy old man who sits on his porch and threatens to shoot the children that step on his lawn.
- /b/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout the night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date. /b/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you.
- /b/ is the kid that likes Inuyasha.
- /b/ is the guy who buys those mini binoculars at a sophisticated play and uses them to stare at the actresses boobs.
- /b/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
- /b/ is the 10 second delay in which you contemplate walking back into the room you just accidently saw your friends naked mom in, and asking her if you could be of assistance.
- /b/ is your penis that betrays you when he turns into a raging hard on, right as you are called to stand up in front of the class.
- /b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the adviser
- /b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
- /b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
- /b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
- /b/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
- /b/ is the strung out drunk guy dancing and playing air guitar alone to the music at an outdoor concert.
- /b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you are saying.
- /b/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
- /b/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
- /b/ is still recovering in the hospital after trying something he saw in a hentai.
- /b/ is the guy that puts an "I love dead babies" banner on the side of his car and drives past the protestors outside of clinics.
- /b/ is the friend who, when you're in the city and you see a homeless person, he pulls what looks like a beer bottle out and gives it to the bum- but the bottle really has a mixture of semen and curdled ovaltine in it.
- /b/ is the friend who makes a Tupac joke when his friend's father got shot in the eye, and laughs at the joke.
- /b/tards are witty, intelligent, well adjusted members of society with Honda civics, a mortgage, cats that they don't light on fire, and successful careers as lawyers, documentarians, and public officials. They have two lovely children and beautiful wives (because, you see, they are all heteronormative) that they met sitting next to on a flight to Fiji.
- /b/ is wonderful
However, nobody should ever listen to Urban Dictionary because they are a bunch of elitist, self-important niggers who like to make up words. The best way of describing /b/ is by comparing to ED, as follows...
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The only definitive thing that can be summed up about /b/, is that each and every single one of the users is an asshole, and damn proud of it.
[edit] Self Description
You have just entered the very heart, soul and life force of the internet. This is a place beyond sanity; wild and untamed. There is nothing new here. "New" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old material. Every interesting, offensive, shocking or debate-inspiring topic you've seen elsewhere has been posted here, ad infinitum. We are the reason for "not safe for work". We are the Anonymous Army. Cross us and you will fail. Anonymous is everywhere. You depend on us every day. We bag your groceries, we fix your computers. Anonymous sees you before you see him. Sitting at desks around the world right now is a nameless, faceless, unforgiving mafia composed of the best of the best, the worst of the worst and most people inbetween.
We are 4channers. The people devoid of any type of soul or conscience; we are products of cynicism and apathy, and we spread those very sentiments daily. Anonymous is the hardened war veteran of the Internet. He does not forgive, nor forget. We have seen things that defy explanations. We have heard stories that would make any God-fearing, law-abiding citizen empty their stomach where they stand. We have experienced them multiple times and eagerly await their return.
4chan is a place of sheer genius and utter stupidity, and there is often a thin line dividing the two. Here you will see a state of mind that exists in most human beings, but is rarely, if ever, shown. This is a place where taboos do not exist. 4chan cannot simply be regarded as a simple website or imageboard. It is so much more than code. 4chan is alive and constantly changing. This is a subculture, a self-governing sect of the world, rich in history and foundation. To become a 4chan user is to speak a different language, and to leave behind any methods of conventional thinking you once knew.
There are things here that you will not understand and things you never will understand. If you cannot accept this, then you should leave now, because there is no turning back.
This is 4chan, this is /b/.
[edit] DAS TROLLPARADIES
Dammit Moot.
[edit] Old /b/ Day
Moar at Old /b/ Day!
[edit] In America
On /b/ on 7/4/08, to commemorate America's Independence Day, all sentences that do not contain the word America in them have IN AMERICA! added to the end of them IN AMERICA!
[edit] /b/ Gallery
 It is a well known fact all /b/tards love jamming pens up their urethras. |
 4chan's latest animated film |
 A typical /b/ response |
 Original home of the Patriotic Nigra |
 We're discussing |
 Anyone can do anything in /b/, including the mods. |
 teaches parents |
 Average /b/ crap |
 What happens when someone tries to talk intelligently on /b/ |
 What you'll either see or fap to on /b/. |
 discover new fapping ways suggested by /b/ |
 Jon as a btard. |
 Typical cock found at /b/ |
 The most normal post on the /b/ board. |
 SAVE THE CHILDRENZ |
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 Typical /b/ content |
 The essence of /b/ |
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 a little melodramatic aren't we |
 Now in an easy to follow template |
 The good old days |
[edit] See Also
- 4chan
- 7chan
- /b/-day
- Lulzcore - the music of /b/
- Moot
- Snacks
- The Great Re/b/oot
- SlashAIMslash
[edit] External Links
- Go directly to /b/
- AnoniB - Raid organisation for /b/
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