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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

“	A NEW AGE IS BEGINNING, A AGE OF NO CANCER AND POST ENDING IN X SHIT AND ALL SHALL KNOW, THAT A HANDFUL OF /B/TARDS, TOOK THEIR LAST POST TO BRING IT!	„
—Some guy

Contents 1 Prognosis: Positive! 2 The Tumors That Are Leaving /b/ 3 Chemo 2 4 Curing /a/ 5 Results of the Chemo 6 The End 7 Aftermath 8 News Flash! 9 See Also

[edit] Prognosis: Positive!

[edit] The Tumors That Are Leaving /b/

[edit] Chemo 2

[edit] Curing /a/

[edit] Results of the Chemo

On June 18, Moot learned that the cancer as inoperable, and issued a DNR order on the ailing /b/. Moot had this to say about the old /b/:

“	/b/ has changed. it's no longer about original content, epic GETs, and win it's an endless series of reposts, perpetuated by newfags and trolls fail - and its consumption of /b/, has become an unstoppable cancer. /b/ has changed.	„
—Moot

And if were weren't a newfag or a retard you should have quickly realized that moot is a gamer and was just playing Metal Gear Solid 4. The song that was playing on /B/ /b/ was the opening song and the above quote should actually be this:

“	war has changed. it's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity it's an endless series of proxie battles, fought by mercenaries and machines. war and its consumption of life, has become a well oiled machine. war has changed.	„
—Metal Gear Solid 4

here's a link to the complete MGS4 Intro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui-pvKkduEY&NR=1

Hey, hey, hey, what the fuck is this faggotry? Fuck off.

[edit] The End

On June 19th 2008, after many attempts to revitalize /b/ by Anonymous, the board died due to cardiac arrest at 7:30AM CST. Good night sweet prince. Or maybe Moot was just trolling everyone. Who knows?

[edit] Aftermath

Aftermath, soon infectees/cured people/people with the serum injected into them for the cure to cancer, turned to super zombies that can run faster than a nigger from a cop and make you shit bricks. Only Will Smith can run the transmission on all AM frequencies, find the cure, become an hero and take those sand niggers with him.

[edit] News Flash!

On September 11th, just after ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH, moot decided it was time to actually turn on the chemo machine and auto ban any fag who posts "post ending in x" bullshit.

The chemo is still in it's early stages, but hopefully it will fix /b/ finally.

DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS! There is no autobanner, carry on.

[edit] See Also

• Bring Back Snacks
• Original Content

The Chemo That Is Curing /b/ is part of a series on epic events and groups

Epic Win AFI Incident • Anonymous • /b/'s Chemo • /b/space • BadfurDay VS. DeviantART • Chan Death • dAmn Exploit • DeviantART Policy Changes • DeviantWiki Raid • FCTC • Guatamala Day • Habbo Raid 2006 • Habbo Raid 2007 • Internet Vigilante Group • LiveJournal Buyout 2005 • LiveJournal Buyout 2007 • LiveJournal Strikethrough • Old /b/ Day • Operation LIONCASH • PROJECT CHANOLOGY • LJ Abuse Conspiracy • Y!Gallery Bans Anthro • YouTube Civil War • YouTube Furry War • YouTube Yahweh Clan Epic Fail 4chan's Death and Revival • Anti-Flagger Association • Atheist Scum United • /b/'s Cancer • /b/-day • Boston Fail Party • Childlove • Christian Boy Love Forum • Console Wars • Em/b/assy Security Leak • Faux News • GNAA • GoddessTrinity • gov.palin@yahoo.com • Internet Celebrities • Internet Conservatives • Internet Liberals • Kewl Kids, The • Legion of Noway • LJ Abuse • NAMBLA • No Cussing Club • Operation Awesome • Operation Falcon Punch • Political Communities • Rational Response Squad • Re/b/oot • Sonic-cide • War is Art • Young Tubers United • YouTube Nobodies • YouTube Street Team • YouTube Super Fags • YouTube Vigilantes

The Chemo That Is Curing /b/ is part of a series on the *Chans

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