B.O.S.Kuro-chan

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A rare picture that depicts what Kuro does after every post he makes.

A picture of Kuro-chan's latest girlfriend.

The typical reaction most people have when reading B.O.S.Kuro-chan's posts.

Kuro-chan and his friends whenever they play games Online.

B.O.S.Kuro-chan is a self-proclaimed King of the Internets and Internet Superhero. But, in reality, he is a Forum Troll and a fat-chick-loving Emo. He has made it his goal to join every Internet Forum and piss people off, eventually resulting in a permanent IP Ban, or something very close to one. He is also a member of DeviantART, making pictures comparable to the shit that has come out of Chasethehedgehog's ass.

1 Birth
2 Life After Dungeon
3 YTMND NSFW Forums
4 Gayness
5 Church of Chan
6 External Links
7 Gallery of Chan

[edit] Birth

B.O.S.Kuro-chan was born on February 11ty, 2001, in West Virginia, to the parents of Licksondick-chan and Playswithdick-chan. He's the first of two children, the second being Sitsondick-chan. He was in the local newspapers a day after his birth for being the dumbest kid in West Virginia, with an IQ of 23.

After his immediate birth, he was quickly wiped off and sent to a dungeon, where he would spend the next five years of his life masturbating and having sex with lizards. While also in the dungeon, he was inducted into the B.O.S. clan, hence the B.O.S. tag before his name.

[edit] Life After Dungeon

After B.O.S.Kuro-chan escaped from the dungeon, much to the dismay of the lizards he had sex with, he found a new home and a computer with Internet access. This proved to be a pivotal point in Kuro-chan's life, because as soon as he started surfing the net, he started finding ways to make it a hell for everyone else who did also.

On some of Kuro-chan's surfing expeditions, he happened to come upon such places as ytmnd.com, Planet Forum Sites, and even the G4 Forums. On all the sites he has signed up on, he has used just about the same fucking name for each one: B.O.S.Kuro-chan, KuroKaminari, or Nerdloc. If you see one of these names on the Internet, it is most likely the person featured in this article.

[edit] YTMND NSFW Forums

Kuro-chan's most notable Internet deteriorating escapade is probably his posting on the NSFW Forums over at http://ytmnd.com, in which he would constantly make other trolls die from laughter when he posted pictures of dead babies, dead clowns, dead women, and baby penises because people thought that living babies, living clowns, living women, and man penises were funny. This caused the Moderator, drunkpuppies, to alter his Avatar, which featured a group of four business people jumping in the air at being able to have sex for the first time, to a gay man in a thong jumping in the air with the text of "Faggot Patrol" underneath. He was banned shortly after for being "FAGGOTpatrol-chan."

[edit] Gayness

B.O.S.Kuro-chan has been accused of being gay many times in his life. In fact, there is overwhelming evidence to the latter, especially after his favourite YouTube videos were discovered. Here they are, and no, I'm not fucking with you:

[edit] Church of Chan

There have been some rumours that B.O.S.Kuro-chan is starting a church called the "Church of Chan." While these rumours are not yet confirmed, some speculation says that the Church of Chan may become a reality within a few years. No other information has been released yet, official or not, but more is expected to come in the future months.

[edit] External Links

[edit] Gallery of Chan

As said before, B.O.S.Kuro-chan is a DevinatART member. However, this is not the only thing he does on the Internet with pictures. He is also a self-proclaimed master a photo-editing. Is he really though? You be the judge.