Azumanga Daioh
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Azumanga Daioh is notable in that it features only one male character, who is of course overworked because he has to be a pedophile and a furry, and probably more things if he had more screentime. It is also that rare kind of anime filled with schoolgirls but lacking even one pantyshot, yet otakus still smell the scent of vaginas in the air whenever they watch the show, which inevitably causes furious masturbation.
To make up for the lack of breast groping gags, every remaining character is therefore one or more of the following: a lesbian, a roaring drunkard, a raging lolicon magnet, a plushie, or just plain batshit crazy.
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[edit] Plot
It's probably about passing school in Japan, I don't fucking know.
[edit] Characters
- Osaka - The character who is spacey and dumber than a bag of door knobs, yet the most revered character as everyone who watches Azumanga Daioh will always erotically fantasize about Osaka at least 100 times in every episode.
- Chiyo - Token loli of the series. You can't have an anime without at least one loli character, amirite?
- Tomo - Hyperactive and always a bitch to Yomi.
- Sakaki - Tallest girl of the gang who has an obsession with cats and other cute animals resulting in her keen interest in bestiality. Some argue that her obsession with cats is the true reason for Caturday, but people still don't give a shit.
- Yomi - Suspected fatass through Tomo's eyes. Her jelly-rolls and stockings make her erotic. She is also the only character with an on-screen nude scene.
- Kagura - The jock of the gang. Her grins may make her the female equivalent to Cockmongler.
- Kaorin - Dyke who got little screentime throughout the rest of the series. She is fucking gay for Sakaki. She is constantly stalking and planning to rape her but always gets too nervous to actually do it.
- Chihiro - Kaorin's friend who was forgotten after the third episode. Her short hair-cut suggests she's a dyke and likely Kaorin's first crush until she saw Sakaki's huge tits.
- Yukari - The best teacher in the world? Known to be drunk, a horrible driver and often competitive towards Nyamo, but she did it for the lulz.
- Nyamo - PE teacher who seems to put up with Yukari's lulz-inducing mayhem.
- Kimura - Pedobear in human form.
[edit] Relevance to the Internets
Azumanga Daioh launched a hundred memes that were old before they were invented. Seriously, places like 4chan practically hemorrhage shopped Osaka and Chiyo pics.
[edit] Rating
- Action: Can't you fucking read? Nothing happens!
- Lulz: Over 9000 if you're a fangirl. About .35 if you're a Homer Simpson to anime.
- Pedophilia: Chris Hansen would like you to sit down...
- Morals: At least there's no violence or suggested slavery themes.
[edit] External Links
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