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GaijinSmash

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A picture of Jeff, as drawn by a 47 year old man

GaijinSmash is a website written by an American man named Jeff, who moved to Japan to teach the lolis English. It's a well known fact that Japanese people can't learn English, so a large percentage of his stories are centered around their Engrish. Also, all of his students, male or female, are totally gay for his cock and are constantly trying to touch it.

[edit] The Kancho

A Kancho is the act of sticking your fingers in someone's ass for the lulz. Usually practiced by Japanese 13 year old boys, Mr. Jeff's kids decided to try it on him, and often. While he routinely denies it, he mentions this as a rather unpleasant experience. Several of his students often tried to grab his dick.

“	The boy in front of me had become a K-1000, or even a K-X - a perfect, lethal kanchoing machine. He will stop at nothing until his mission, to poke me in the ass or grab my dick, is complete.	„
—Requiem For a Legacy - Part I

“	I can't tell you who got what or what got hit or how many times. I don't know how many of you have been in a position where 6-7 Japanese boys are grabbing your dick and sticking fingers up your ass simultaneously (show of hands?), but in that situation, you are only aware that you are being violated. I assume they got me good, but I honestly just don't know. Maybe my mind is blocking it out, and it'll take years of intensive therapy and thousands of Kleenex tissues to finally dredge it up again.	„
—Requiem For a Legacy - Part III

Grabbin some loli tits

[edit] The Infamous Octopus

It wasn't long before Jeff managed to trick a 12 year old Japanese boy back to his apartment, where he dressed him up in pretty clothes and called him his (now ex-) girlfriend. Let's call him Roberta.

One evening, Jeff and Roberta were sitting on Steve's couching, fooling around as any normal Daddy/Son couple would when Roberta agreed to give Steve the most amazing (and possibly only) blow job of his life. Roberta went through the motions, but decided to add a twist, hoping it would earn him a few hours of not being chained to a radiator. He slipped in a little move of his own, named The Octopus.

No one is really sure what The Octopus is. One can only imagine it involved both hands, a foot and some carpet nails. A cat is fine, too, in some provinces. Either way, Steve ended up with a torn dick. TORN DICK! He went to the Emergency room and from there the story spread across Japan. Or, maybe it didn't. Either way, TORN DICK!