Axelalloy
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
AxelAlloy is a fan of 1980s animated television phenomenon Inspect-Her-Gadget. She became uber popular across the Internets for announcing and supporting the existence of a new Inspect-Her-Gadget spin-off that had aired only in the United Kingdom. The only problem was, nobody in the United Kingdom besides Axel had ever seen it. After Wikipedia and Imdb checked their sources for information, they approved long-lasting articles on the series, before YouTube users saw fit to protest and they were all taken down
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Gadgets Nobody Cares About
Go Go Gadgetinis was reportedly the spin-off of another Gadget series nobody had ever heard of either, but had more concrete evidence courtesy of the many episodes on Jewtube. This series, Gadget and the Gadgetinis, involved Gadget hanging around midget robots. Penny was on her own, where as Brain had decided to tell Gadget to take his job and go-go-shove it. after years of false arrests trying to save his ass (Although Gadget had always been able to see through his greatest disguise of all to unveil the truth). Fans who stuck with this spin-off were also able to learn Dr. Claw's first name, Gordon
Inspector Symbol
In 2005, rumors began circulating on a Inspector Gadget fan community of the existence of the "Go Go Gadgetinis" series airing in the United Kingdom from it's sole source, axelalloy. Axel made bold claims through use of valid and hard to dispute character designs, and screen caps. The fans squealed, excited at the prospect of further adventures, and waited for torrents, uploads, footage, and generally anything that proved visually that the show existed. It never happened
Axel argued that the "Go Go Gadgetinis" series was much darker, moar violent and would develop a romantic interest for Gadget in the form of Inspector Prince, complete with her own midget robots to assist Gadget's own troops. She was also later revealed to be Gordon's daughter. The final episode saw Claw torture the shit out of Gadget and Prince, but Gadget kicks his ass, and marries the girl.
This is Dragonball AF, only with more Dic.
This Ruling Will Self-Destruct
Axel's crimes were not limited simply to manipulating screen caps, nor fanart that looked like it could go past censors, oh no, Axel and her followers were also gifted artists and felt obligated to show DeviantART users the wonders of partially undressed Gadget and Prince artwork and their undeniable love
Unfortunately, Axel seems obsessed with making Gadget suffer, even when happily married. Prince is depicted in various illustrations seducing people from a near-naked snape to Great Mouse Detectives. So not only is Gadget's wife a furfag and a whore, he's also oblivious to it. Perhaps Axel truly has stayed true to Gadget's character.
Penny Investigates
Ultimately, the fans decided to think rather than wait, and discovered, by thinking, the miraculous world of "this whore lied to us". Two JewTube videos by "GalacticGemini" exposed the fraud by revealing which episodes had been used for the photoshop jobs and comparing the scenes to the legit ones
"I'll Get You Next Time Gadget"
Axel, frustrated that her scheme had been exposed, temporarily refused defeat and commenced a viral campaign to prove how valid it truly was whenever the words "false" came to light on a public forum. She set about creating sock accounts everywhere on the Internets, ready to spring into action to defend her sordid tales of love and hot cyborg sex. Here are a few examples of Axel (posing as someone else), proving without question the show has fans, because she said so!
| —"Janevapau" on the blog of a DevianTart user daring to agree with the Youtube expose |
Other fans reflect on the hoax fondly
| —shaney5, Youtube |
Around the middle of 2007 Deborah Taylor took her scamming to a new low by lying about a relationship with a real-life person. She claimed she was not only dating Icelandic health guru Magnús Scheving, creator and star of the pedoriffic meme-fest Lazy Town, (Way to aim high, Debs.) but also carrying his baby, which she claimed to have ended in a miscarriage. This prompted many gullible faggots to shower her with sympathy. Deborah also claimed that Magnus' Lazy Town co-star Stefán Karl Stefánsson was the baby's Godfather.
On September 7th 2007, "Janevapu" announced on DevianTART she was leaving the Internets, fleeing in Claw's Mad-mobile with Chief Quimby and the police in hot pursuit after a tip from Penny and Brain. Axel Alloy wished her sock account a fond farewell, and is the only one to have done so. She remains on DevianTART under her real account.
Other Projects
Axel does not limit herself to tarnishing Gadget's name more than Disney ever have. She also indulges in illustrating other expansions of popular franchises such as Asterix. She also illustrates one of her favorite Transformers characters, Starscream.
It's no coincidence that, like her, Starscream is also a backstabbing prick.
Go-Go-Gadget Links O'Shame
- axelalloy's Deviantart account
- Go Go Gadgetinis "Episode Guide" Answers.com article
- Axelalloy's Myspace page. The Gadgetry faggotry persists.
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