Avril Lavigne

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Avril vs. Thatcher. With no rings it's pretty tough to win. Having said that you get as many attempts as you like because there is no limit to sockpuppetry on TOW.

Thatcher, in an Epic Win for the Avril Troll, blocks an entire Ip range used by over 15,000 schools and public libraries across London!! COLLATERAL DAMAGE ROCKS MY SOCKS!!

Avril Lavigne is a 20-something poser who sings shitty pop punk songs for sk8er bois. She is a fan of Seven Of Nine's catsuit, and in the evenings she watches Stargate SG-1. However, nobody on ED gives a fuck about her, so the rest of this article will deal with a serial troll and vandal on Wikipedia, who tries to punish the wiki for its under-representation of Avril Lavigne.

Known as "The Avril Troll" on Wikipedia, this vandal regularly trolls the Reference Desk, vandalizes high use templates and moves Wikipedia admins' userpages and all talk page archives at once, resulting in epic lulz and a lot of cleaning up work to do for the Wikipedos. This vandal pioneered the use of Wikipedia anti-vandal tools for mass vandalism, and is a persistent annoyance to the Wikipedos. Little is known about this vandal, except that they are not Grawp, Hagger or some other faggot inspired by Grawp; the Avril vandal is something else altogether, and is possibly the only female vandal currently active on Wikipedia (possible a male possing as a female, as we all know there are no women on the internets).

Wikipedia vandalism, and relationship with Encyclopedia Dramatica

The Avril troll started out on Wikipedia in late April of 2003. Not until 2007, however, did she step up her activities, leaving to a spate of treads on the administrator's noticeboard. Many Wikipedos suspected Grawp-like activity, but they as usual were wrong, as it's not his modus operandi. This led to some brain-fucked ED users changing the Avril Lavigne page from a redirect to "16-year-old girl" into something of an article. Since the Avril troll shows no mercy and forgiveness to those who dis Avril Lavigne, she became an enemy of Encyclopedia Dramatica, and is very offended at the slightest thing said against Avril Lavigne. This was particularly lulzworthy as it caused the Avril Lavigne troll to come out with death threats and other threats of violence against ED and its users, who continue to think them empty. However, when the day comes that their heads explode as an army of ants rip their flesh from their bones, they will look back at what fools they were to insult the Avril Troll.

Recently a new user, called ALT, joined ED and that was the first instance of Avril being spotted here. The Avril troll got butthurt over something Grawp said and tried to make out that ED's legion of Wikipedia vandals had no life (not a hard task). This led to a retarded edit war and the Avril Troll successfully made ED crash for 38 minuets on August 8th 2008. The Avril Troll later offered a compromise to the citizens of Encyclopedia Dramatica:

"Can someone please revert the Avril Lavigne article back to the redirect, and I promise I wont edit war anymore. Please it is hurtful the nasty things being said about her. If you don't I will shift my vandalism focus from Wikipedia to here, I have a 30mbs internet connection and I can crash this site if you don't so just do it now please. Avril Lavigne Troll"

Since the citizens of ED do not take well to being told what to do by some butthurt faggot with an obsession over a female pop singer, they decided to hurl insults at Avril Lavigne and the Avril troll. The Avril troll responded like this:

"I hope you all burn and die! I hope your internal organs fall out into a vat of boiling acid while you're still alive to feel all the pain. I hope in ten thousand years people spit on your graves. I'm going to find out where you live and put fireworks through your letterboxes and pour red ants onto you and they will sham-wow your skinny nerdy faces until you die of sham-wow overdose. I don't give a fuck what you do on this site anymore, as my goal now is to destroy encyclopediadramatica so it won't matter what you say. This crappy site betrays the author's staggering ignorance. So go ahead, say what you want because it will all be gone when I'm through with you. [1] Die and burn, I curse you all to miserable lives devoid of happiness. And you don't like Liz Vicious??? What are you people on?!? Is this site populated by 26 salmon-breeders, 14 guninea fowl, 6 molluscs, 4 Bulgarian toad-frogs and a leech? She is totally hot, not as hot as Avril but a good second. You'd be lucky if they kicked you in the nuts as that is about the most action any of you freaks are likely to get. The word vagina is pipe dream to you. Just keep telling yourselfs its not the penis that is small, its the girl that is huge. One day you might believe it. God, you are all just freaks. Avril Lavigne Troll"

Alliance with ED

On 13 August 2008 the Avril Troll decided to ally with ED, saying:

"I would like to reach a compromise on this issue, so I can go back to doing what I do best and troll the reference desk. I apologize for being a buthurt faggot before, and I'd like to ally with ED."

Everyone agreed, especially Grawp and Hagger, and they all had cupcakes and tea before parting ways amicably.

Avril Lavigne is a fucking cunt

Avril Lavigne is a fucking cunt and this page is complete shit without any lulz so I'm updating it for great justice.

Like every bright and innocent young girl, Avril Lavigne was molested. Not only did her father molest her, but she was molested in church also. She is Catholic, after all. Her fucking father ate crackers and drank wine while watching their family priest molest her, and that's some sick shit. As a result of being molested, she is a total fucking slut. She's fucked moar guys than she can remember, so she doesn't tell her husband Deryck Whibley.

Avril Lavigne used to be kinda cool because she seemed genuine, but that was before fame got to her. Now all she does is ~~write songs~~ plagiarize, write "fuck you" for her fans while giving autographs, and let people make clothes and perfume for her and put her name on it. Wow, Avril Lavigne is a fucking cunt!

Avril Lavigne is a fucking alcoholic

Avril Lavigne is a fucking alcoholic. The bitch can drink more booze than your typical Russian, since she is your typical Canadian, after all. Avril Lavigne likes to get drunk and enjoy life.

Here is Avril drunk, smoking a cigarette, and wanting to fuck everyone. The two guys fighting towards the end were trying to establish dominance to see who would fuck her first.

“	BLAAHHH pthew	„
—cunt

Avril Lavigne is a fucking rock star

Stop the presses, it's official. Avril Lavigne is now a rock star! She has joined the likes of Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, Steven Tyler and Joe Perry, Brian Johnson and Angus Young, and Ozzy piece of fucking shit Osbourne and she's let a rapper turn one of "her" songs into a great big steaming pile of rap shit. That's right folks, she's officially a rock star now because Dr. Luke remixed one of "her" (already shitty) songs. Congrats Avril, we knew you could make it!

Get cervical cancer Avril, get fucking cervical cancer and die in a grease fire, you stupid fucking alcoholic, plagiarizing cunt. You don't have enough integrity to seppuku like you and all those other pieces of shit should do, so just fucking die already you stupid bitch. You are a fucking joke, and your music is complete fucking shit. You are destined to forever be a flavor of the month pop artist, slave to record companies, and your music will never be good, like some other bands. I hope you read this article, because I have something to tell you. I'm your friend on myspace, isn't that funny? Can you guess which one? :P

Go fuck yourself cunt.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Quotes and memorable events

Epic Reference Desk Trolling - the first and so far best disruptor of the Reference Desk
Wikipedians shit their pants - the page move extravaganza
Wikitravel - so easy to vandalize it's just not fun

“	[It's] the equivalent of vomiting on yourself in public and gauging the success of that magnificent operation by how many people see it. I mean, sure, it was a successful act of vandalism, but that doesn't make it meaningful.	„
—Captain Disdain (talk) 00:10, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

“	I've had it with these people. Using Twinkle to create hundreds of edit summaries that (1) viciously attack another editor and (2) contain a link to a browser-crashing obscene website is about as bad as it gets. Also, if you look at the contribution history of these IPs, they're all schools in England with nothing but vandalism and multiple prior blocks in their histories.	„
—NawlinWiki (talk) 15:36, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

“	In case you were wondering, I looked up "Princess Abbey Dawn" -- it's Avril Lavigne's clothing line. :)	„
—NawlinWiki (talk) 17:57, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

“	A new user has been removing wikilinks to "cactus" ... I would like to inform the user that this is inappropriate. However the user's talk page has been deleted and protected. Axl (talk) 14:10, 20 August 2008 (UTC)	„
—Axl (talk) 14:10, 20 August 2008 (UTC)

“	Checkuser findings indicate that this person is the Refdesk troll. She is on too many IPs at the exact same times as other trolls in this family to be coincidental use of school computers, plus other technical findings I can not discuss specifically.	„
—Thatcher 13:19, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

“	I got a kick out of the Avril questions.	„
—--Endless Dan 12:37, 13 May 2008 (UTC)

“	Tried to revert vandalism. Just more comes out. I think it is a bot, to say the least. Sigh.	„
—Ottava Rima 16:14, 22 August 2008 (UTC)

“	I have a question about this particular troll: Why is it when I go to certain pages (on the page for Avril Lavigne and, oddly, on the page for the Irish group Clannad) I see the following that scrolls with the page: "AVRIL LAVIGNE ROCKZ MY SOCKZ! Brought to you by the Avril Troll - On return from Wikibreak!" It makes reading the Clannad page (I was looking up some of the albums - I could care less about Avril) very difficult.	„
—random wikipedia reader

“	What the hell? He was being perfectly rational. Unblock him.	„
—Ziggy Sawdust 18:46, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

“	That user was obviously trolling, and only here to provoke others	„
—The Avril Troll 20:29, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

“	let me say that you have the skills and the energy to be a good editor here. Take care, bye-bye	„
—Julia Rossi (talk) 10:53, 22 May 2008 (UTC)

Isn't consistency fun?

“	I rejected some gorgeous publicity shots because they just didn't look like me. I won't wear skanky clothes that show off my booty, my belly or boobs. I have a great body. I could be Britney. I could be better than Britney, but I'm selling my music, not my body.	„
— Avril Lavigne

Gallery

The Trolling	Avril Troll strikes where you least expect it	Vandalism has never been so easy	can often be seen stroking self via ED page
COLLATERAL DAMAGE ROCKS MY SOCKS!!	Lol crap flood	What took 30 seconds to do wastes hours of Wikipedos time in cleanup	Uh oh!
Not even Wikiquote is safe!	Another Wiki falls victim	The end?