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Auto-fellatio

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If you are gay and can do this, then you are one lucky man. If you are straight and can do this, then you are gay.
If you are gay and can do this, then you are one lucky man. If you are straight and can do this, then you are gay.
Self sucking: You'll never need to leave the house!
Self sucking: You'll never need to leave the house!


Auto-fellatio is the act of sucking your very own cock. Depite all the furries, emos and faggots who have had at least 100 different dicks in their mouths, this act is quite rare, as it requires one to be hung like a horse and/or very flexible.


 
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I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now... watching an empty stage.
 

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— Someone called Bill Hicks


This is how it would work for those with dicknipples.
This is how it would work for those with dicknipples.

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That way, OP of article can say in a ridiculous turn of irony "HAHA, DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".



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