Auto-fellatio
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Auto-fellatio is the act of sucking your very own cock. Depite all the furries, emos and faggots who have had at least 100 different dicks in their mouths, this act is quite rare, as it requires one to be hung like a horse and/or very flexible. If you do manage to preform Auto-fellatio, congratulate yourself with a giant niggercock, because now you're officially a faggot. Srsly, there's no going back.
The real question for these guys is do they swallow or spit?
| — Someone called Bill Hicks |
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List of Known People who can Suck their own Dicks
- Hillary Clinton
- Hoveround
- Pokchu
- Ron Jeremy The porn star
- Goronchev -He claims to be able to suck his own dick.
- You (Don't let snapping your neck stop you!)
External Links
- For all the wikiphiles
- Want to learn how to suck your own penis???
- Incest Post from an auto-fellatio board as read by Something Awful's Lowtax
- Shock site of a dude giving himself head. Perfect for trolling diet chat boards and anything else you think is appropriate.
That way, OP of article can say in a ridiculous turn of irony "HAHA, DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS".
