Attention whore

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Most commonly found on the Internets, an Attention Whore is almost invariably a sixteen year old girl who desperately craves attention in any form. The majority of Attention Whores are completely insane and most still attend high school. While it is widely believed (and hoped) that there is a special circle of Hell dedicated for Attention Whores, the truth is that their own miserable lives and public embarrassment are a far worse punishment than anything Satan could conjure up himself.

1 Types of Attention Whore
2 Attention Whore Tactics
3 Infamous Attention Whores
4 Youtube: Home of the Attention Whore
5 See Also
6 External Links

[edit] Types of Attention Whore

The canonical Attention Whore reference picture.

What she really wants.

While it is possible for Attention Whores to just simply classified as whores for public attention, it is generally possible to slot them into four, more specific attention whoring categories:

[edit] Attention Whore Tactics

Katie Rees (middle) and her band of Attention Whores.

Attention Whores come in all sizes, colors and creeds.

In order to obtain their necessary daily dosage of attention, Attention Whores will employ variety of tactics. Common examples include:

Turning an internet wide joke into a serious business protest because of minimal mention from media sources,
Telling outrageous, usually untruthful stories about things which they claim happened to them. These stories may include incidents in which they were almost raped, most times by a close family member or friend; claiming that they have been (or are being) stalked; claiming that they were shot in the spleen, et cetera.
Uploading copious amounts of pictures of themselves at various angles.
Claiming to be bisexual.
Posting poetry which alludes to their "dark and mysterious" past.
Tricking guys into the Friend Zone.
Making YouTube videos where you just stare at the camera.
Claiming they're obese, when [irl] they weigh 90 pounds.
Contributing to Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Stealing from Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Vandalizing Encyclopedia Dramatica.
Posting song lyrics meant to describe their "no one understands me!" emotional states.
Cutting or occasionally half-heartedly attempting suicide.
Deleting their LiveJournals, only to return 48 hours later.
Shameless self promotion.
Recording and posting over 9000 videos on MySpace and YouTube.
Wearing makeup and very little or very slutty clothing when webcam chatting.
Saying, "I dEaLzS dRuGz" at every opportunity.
Claims they are a Big Deal constantly.
Repeating popular/funny quotes from popular shows, CONSTANTLY.
Saying "I FUKEN' LUV J000000!!~211~!" to all of their friends.
Pretending to be "GANGSTAAAAAAA" and referring to everybody as "NIGGA".
Filling out and forwarding pointless questionnaire after pointless questionnaire, revealing their favorite things and secret dreams.
Filming or photographing themselves dancing in their underwear. (Not that we're complaining...)

Beware: If you have sex with one of these people she or he will tell the whole Internets how shit you were. In detail. Even if you're really good. Furthermore, if you end a relationship with an Attention Whore, she may invite the whole world to an online self pity party and reveal to everyone what a evil person you are.

[edit] Infamous Attention Whores

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[edit] Youtube: Home of the Attention Whore

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Gallery of Attention Whores

Thumbs up means its OK to raep (notice how the one in the back is still wearing his underpants.)

You gotta take pictures in the bathroom, so mom doesn't find out.

This one is best at blowing cock and snorting crack. Warning: May contain 2 or more STDs.

hawt! (Note the mong eye).

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No, I didn't know I was being filmed.	A 'classy' Attention Whore always spells his last name out in italics, note ultra-ghey hairdo and ear ring.	Typical MySpace Attention Whore, keeping people up to date with her anorexia.	Attention Whore, doing what she does best.	Obv asking for it.
MySpace is ground zero for Attention Whores.	A great way to get some serious attention.	An Attention Whore from the Year 2525.	She got the attention she craved.	Professional Attention Whore.
Common whores.	Typical Psycho-cunt-whore named Gillian trying to get "zomg lesbian" attention.	Britwhore; Lily Allen.	Attention Whores at play.	Teh lesbo band Tatu.
"for all of you think this picture is here for me to try and look cool its not k thanks its to show if you wanna judge me by things that i do not by seeing who thinks its cool i would appreicate if you didnt think thatss alright thanks <3."	An Attention Whore may flash teh cock.	What Fatties don't want you to see on MySpace.]]	Beware, she's a bipolar millionaire black/Asian/white/Latin, almost raped, Muslim with a computer!	Typical MySpace Attention Whores.
A wiccan Attention Whore.	The unfuckable attention whore. No you wouldn't.