Atlus
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Atlus (moar liek Fatlus amirite?) is a Japanese game company known for making games that require over 9000 hours of repetitive grinding for the user to progress. Their fans are even more pathetic than Warcrack addicts, because unlike an MMO, Atlus games have no potential for even online social interaction to occur.
However, it should be noted that Atlus America does not actually develop games, but they are more of a localization service, translating games from many developers into American English.
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Atlus Games
Atlus Games are famous for requiring more grinding than World of Warcraft and being more creatively bankrupt than the latest EA Sports rehash. Some of their most famous games include:
Persona
A game where you shoot yourself in the head to summon your "persona", which fights monsters for you. Popular with emo kids because it involves shooting yourself in the head. Persona 4 upped the ante by introducing a fag and a reverse trap into the mix, giving /v/ an excuse to make over 9000 threads about it as they all simultaneously got a boner.
Shin Megami Tensei
You play the role of just an average guy fapping to porn on the Internet. Then you get a popup telling you that you can summon demons through the computer. Common sense would have told you not to click popups, but you're an idiot. After fucking up the world, you're now a patsy stuck between a war between God and Lucifer. Sucks to be you. Seeing as how you can kill God in this game, it's perfect troll material for Christfag gamers. Just go to any Christian gaming board and recommend it to someone looking for a new RPG to play. Don't spoil the plot for them, it's funnier if they find out themselves.
Digital Devil Saga
Disgaea
Nobody knows what this game is about, other than killing the same penguin millions of times in hopes of finally leveling up enough to advance the plot (which will never happen). This game is also notable for their refusal to upgrade the graphics beyond anything you might see on Habbo- even with the superior power of da PS Triple (word yo) at their disposal. It also houses over 9000 kids who think they are otherkin. Prime example would be adventxangel. He is the real Laharl! News flash! He's 24 years old and trolls people's comment boxes! Another Disgaea worshipper is Liubaio. He faps off to Disgaea 24/7, but is rather unfunny. He does get butthurt alot and can't defend himself well. His modding skills are piss poor. That's because he has raped over 9000 penguins in the process. Like Capcom with Devil May Cry, they thought that the series was so awesome, that it was completely necessary to make an anime out of it. Like Devil May cry, it barley has more than 10 episodes which involves nothing but lame and unfunny jokes that makes disney channel shows more desirable. The only difference between the 2 is that Dante from devil may cry does nothing but eat pizza, and Laharl from Disgaea is a skinny pussy that thinks his lame shorts and shoes are 1337. But they both have a too good-for-you attitude.
Trauma Center
Trauma Center is a game developed for the Nintendo DS and Wii. This game provides a realistic portrayal of surgery, in which the player is required to perform tasks seen by everyday surgeons such as removing tumors, disarming bombs lodged in their patients' anal cavity, and removing indestructible spider webs created by mutant-superviruses from their patients' hearts.
Atlus Fans
Due to the excessive amount of sitting on your ass and absorbing radiation from your TV screen required to play these games, Atlus Fans (aka "Fatlus") are all incredibly fat, as depicted by this series of MS Paint pictures, ironically, created by /v/ whose populace is just as fat.
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