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The first asslink server.
The first asslink server.
Originally featured on G4's "Call for help," where a 40-year-old pedophile somehow lost his wireless webserver up his mangina. For a time, Bill Joy was completely helpless, but after months of figging the webserver was finally recovered.

Asslink quickly spead to azns everywhere, who were already familiar with putting electronics into various orifices.

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Your ass got served! Where to visit the part of the internets that was at one time up someone's ass.



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