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Aspies for Freedom

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Image:Aspergerbenice.gif This group contains faggots with Assburgers Syndrome,
so you can't say anything bad! :-(

Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Looks like a shitty bracelet!
Looks like a shitty bracelet!

Aspies for Freedom is an emo website for Asspies to congregate and whine about their lives. They've been butthurt by ED on two seperate occasions, first through Flardox and now through someone called dhj1995 on the forum. Both times the forum owner locked the thread. He set up a Yahoo Group - located here - and this is what it says; seriously;

 
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This group, placed on a reputable provider who will make sure this group WILL NOT get hacked, deals with people who are having issues with Encyclopediadramatica.com, and their administrators and/or contributors. DOWN WITH ED!!!! This is just the start, of an epic battle sure to come! If this group moves elsewhere, I will notify everyone, but for now, let's settle on here, and go from here. Encyclopedia Dramatica is a cancer on the Internet, that needs to be stopped. No matter how much we ignore them, they will continue their raids on innocent people on the Interwebs, causing great stress to IRL people, their families, and to those IRL people who are trying to live normal lives, finding jobs, and in the general, trying to live normal lives.... WE NEED TO STOP ED NOW!!! Down with those sickos! This is indeed the start, of a bigger thing, that will "butthurt" those admins at ED. Let the "lulz" go to those admins at ED, who will have their "butthurt" in the end.... Let the war begin!!
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—It's a War!

We have a crybaby right here. Our spies report from the non public board of AFF that the admin of the forum, a dude called Gareth wants ED ignored. But.....

 
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Libel is libel, they can't shield themselves from that fact.
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—Lulz is lulz, emo!

 
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ED seems to be an arena for bullying, which is serious.
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—OMG! Serious business!

 
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It's fun for nasty and sad individuals.
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—Aww go buy a dog!

 
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ED is a playtub for losers.
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—PROFIT!!!!!

After three months, the Yahoo Group still only has one member. Party time! WIN!

Contents

[edit] The forum

For the public eye, there's plenty of lulz. Treatment in society is all about getting butthurt by legends of lulz who know how to have fun. The poor Aspies don't know how to have fun so we need to teach them. Aspergian Ideas - what an oxymoron! Ideas? They need a date with Britney Spears, then they'll get ideas! Genetic Issues is all about hair, shit color, rose colored glasses for seeing it...you get the idea!

There's even a section that belongs in Deviantart! Art, Poetry, Creative Writing, Music.... HOMO stuff!. And Autistic Pride Day?? Pride in being a bunch of crying little kiddies who can't leave mommy?

[edit] The Pipe Dreams

  • To prevent eugenic elimination of autistic people by opposing pre-natal testing for autism.

OMG! Jews!

  • To oppose physically or mentally harmful "treatments" targeting autistic people.

For those at home who don't have a dictionary handy, treatment is a real word. If an Asspie is being an Asspie, he or she should have a frontal lobotomy - or a bottle in front of me!

  • To emphasise the "spectrum" view of autism, and de-emphasise the differences between the various autistic spectrum labels.

It's all dumb. That seems simple enough!

  • To oppose the idea of an autism "cure".

Another one for our dictionary-less faggots. It's a real word!

  • To evaluate alleged treatments for ethical approaches.

Oh now it's alleged treatments! Another way to ignore the dictionary!

  • To increase funding for, and access to, autistic support services and ethical forms of treatment.

My hard earned tax dollars won't support homos and their little shitty ideas about freedom.

  • To oppose negative publicity campaigns against autistic people as a group.

E-Lawyer in da house!

  • To help promote an accurate yet positive image of autism.

What's positive about Autism?

  • To oppose all forms of prejudice and bigotry.

But that's half the fun! Lulz are only opposed by whining teenagers, scientoligists, Asspies and your mom. The rest of the fun is giving them all wedgies so they don't procreate!

We are better than you, Aspies for Freedom!

[edit] See also

[edit] On the Nets


Einsteinaspie.jpg Aspies for Freedom is part of a series on Aspies.

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