Aspierations

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Real life footage of an aspieration being dashed.

Aspierations are the fundamental flaws in the overly simplistic world view of a sufferer of Asperger's Syndrome which causes them to fail at the internet so much. This is intended as a factual article which will enable you to support and comprehend the sufferer in your life in a more effective way.

REAL LIFE	ASPIERATION
Making fun of people in pain is an asshole thing to do, and you should stop doing it...	...therefore, informing people who enjoy ridiculing people in pain of how much pain and anguish they are inflicting upon you will make them stop.
Everyone should have an personal, private environment in which they are free to express themselves creatively without fear of ridicule or spite...	...and a public internet forum which is searchable by every human being on the planet will provide precisely such a haven.
One's personal details represent delicate, important information vital to one's security and public image, and having them circulated and/or abused by a spiteful individual would be ruinous to one's mental and (potentially) financial health...	...but nobody's gonna see them on your LJ, amirite?
If Anonymous, Goons, or a similar group realise that you are genuinely indifferent about their ribaldry toward you, they will give up and find another target instead...	...and the best way to convince them is a fourteen-paragraph Livejournal rant about how you DON'T CARE and how you're better than all of them.
Some of that anime is, like, pretty kickass. It's got, like, vampires and ninjas and explosions and giant boobies and shit in it...	...and you should admit this, everywhere on the internet, at every given opportunity.
Each line of a conversation will follow basic rules. What you say will be relevant to previous statements; it will provide sufficient, not excessive or deficient, information; it will be reasonably organized; and it will be truthful...	... and the same will apply to conversations on /b/, IRC, LJ, etc.