Asking for it
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
"Asking for it" describes all women's passive provocation of man to perform various sexual acts upon her.
They are ALWAYS asking for it, and to not give it to them is a crime.
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[edit] History
Since God created Eve, all women have been asking for it.
Their very existence is an open invitation to rape, with their legs and their walking and their breathing, the sluts.
The mere fact that rape is more gratifying than regular, boring sex because of the terrified convulsing of the vagina around a man's rape rod feeling so fucking good proves that God intended for rape to be a justifiable means of being fruitful and multiplying.
They also ask for it so they can blame all their later problems in life on it.
[edit] Feminism and Asking for it
In the '70s, certain elements of the female gender (ie lesbians) decided that they were sick of getting it, and that they too would like to give it. This had the net effect of liberating women and giving them more choice and freedom.
Choice and freedom in who is going to rape them, that is. Obviously, feminists, just being who they are, will just anger the stronger sex and make their cunts more sought-after.
[edit] When Women Are Asking For It
Women are ALWAYS asking for it, but a few situations should be briefly mentioned:
Driving: Any female in control of a motor vehicle is just asking for it. These women's lib types just have it on their forehead like daddy's dick.
At the mall: She is most likely spending a man's money therefore as a piece of property, she is asking for it. Who are you to deny her?
Abortion clinic: This baby killer is whoring for sure. You can help by ensuring she doesn't even have to ask.
Homemaking: If you're a woman and you overcook a man's pot roast, you're asking for it.
Homeless: She'll take it for a cheeseburger.
Fat: She'll take it for a cheeseburger too.
Church: She's not just there to be filled with the holy ghost if you get my meaning. Instead of asking for it she will be singing your praises to the heavens.
Praying at Mecca: LOL
Bedridden/Invalid: While not quite as gratifying, if you can't find any females roaming the streets or in an unlocked house, incapacitated females can be quite kinky. You haven't lived until dodging a bed pan or colostomy bag thrown by a playful lover.
Other obvious scenarios for which no explanation is needed: Performing surgery, babysitting, giving birth, having limb amputated, voting, holding puppies, wearing tight pants and tight clothing overall.
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[edit] See also
- Tawneelynne
- Tammyslut
- mexicanicepick
- DJ Skeptik
- 4girls
- School_Bus_Fight Bus driver was asking for it.
- Hole - They have a song called "Asking For It", and another one called "Dicknail".
- John Striker of Mexico, who reportedly claimed that all women were "asking for it", when he whipped out his "special magic staff of Seasons!"
- [1] She's asking for it.
- [2] A fat weeaboo whore asking for it.
- [3] She asked for it, then denied it, and then asked for it again.
- [4] She's asked for it. For Christmas.
- [5] Totally asking for it.
- WarpMyMind.com is asking for trolling.
