Asia
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Asia also known as the East or the Orient (even though it's to the west) is the cleaner and more intelligent sister of Africa. Also popular for becoming Europe's fuckdoll, for the better half of their career as a computer technician in being the fucking awesome 1939 Germany mark two (FTW).
They tend to suck at driving as well, so all in all, logic dictates they are not "travelling" people. This is why the majority of Occidentals are so confused when they see millions of Chinese or Japanese tourists standing around each and every monument in a radius of five kilometres clicking buttons on their tiny, expensive Samsung Digital cameras (the likes of which won't be seen in Europe for another decade, due to current trading methods). They neither have the ability to feel nor express emotion.
Asian Countries Include
- Afghanistan
- Cambodia
- China
- India
- Iran
- Iraq
- Israel
- Japan
- Korea: North / South
- Malaysia
- Palestine
- Philippines
- Russia (well, the eastern part of it, anyway)
- Singapore
- Syria
- Tajikistan
- Thailand
- Turkey (Not European, not ever. But in Germany, there are a lot of Turkish girls. Feel free to fuck them.)
- Vietnam
- Aiur
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Contributions to the Rest of the World
- Humanitarians, the most notable of which were Chairman Mao and Emperor Hirohito.
- Glorious contributions to global climate change.
- Smaller, more efficient versions of cars, computers, cell phones, women, etc.
- Shitty plastic toys.
- Disgusting porn enjoyed by sick fucks (see also: shock sites).
- The staff of every petrol station in Australia.
- Bird flu.
- SARS
- Doing wonders for the feline and canine population.
- Hilarious gods which resemble hybrids between squids and Smurfs
- Causing the Black Death due to overpopulation and squalid homes.
The Land of Communism
There are more communist countries in Asia than any other continent in the world. China, Laos, North Korea, Cambodia, Vietnam, Myanmar, Mongolia, Nepal, and in the near future (if you take your cue from New Hampshire survivalists), all of the countries of Asia. These commie gooks are responsible for genocides, horrific and brutal torture, blatant human rights violations, unjust wars, unimaginably evil acts of animal cruelty, (such as cooking and skinning dogs and cats alive), and the utter and complete suppression of their citizens. These commie gooks and their evils/atrocities, will never be brought to justice for their crimes. It is simply something that nobody can do anything about.
Pastimes
Asians are renowned for their shoe-sewing skills and are known to enjoy running people over and eating rice. A common game played in Asia is called Find Waawdo which is the same as Find Waldo in western countries, except far, far more difficult, given that all asian people look exactly the same. Typical places featured in Find Waawdo include shoe-sewing factories and rice paddies.
Cultures
Asia is home to many ancient and sophisticated cultures which developed such modern technologies as burning women alive and pollution . Many asians now celebrate this glorious past by trying to act like black people.
No Asian culture places any value on human life at all, for themselves, their families, or others. For this reason they tend to live in gigantic clusters in small houses, which results in enormous disasters (ie, "Pickup Truck Rolls Over In Jakarta - Three Thousand Killed, Fifty Thousand Left Homeless").
Human Trafficking
Asia has emerged as the preferred source of young boys and girls for pedophilic sex tourism and the source of women for trafficking into sex-dens/brothels in the red-light districts of most major cities in the world.
Gallery of Asian Ladies
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Famous Asians
