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Arsewhole

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Arsewhole staring into your soul

Arsewhole, AKA goatse for kids, is a Scandanavian fuckup with a penis that looks like an anteater. He is a member of IX and enjoys exploration of ass with toys and fist, raunchy adventures, and mind fucking.

[edit] The Man

Arsewhole hates straight men and gay men who pretend to be straight. He is far too trusting of his colonial Scandanavian host community and has listed a phone number. As such, he is officially asking for it.

[edit] The Anus

Arsewhole is very proud of his anus. Very, very proud. A whole team of scientists have devoted their lives to studying his anus, which has suffered so much abuse that it actually resembles a pie crust. Arsewhole's greatest achievement in life is taking a fist and up to half the forearm in his destroyed, gaping disaster of an anus.