Arran Kirkup

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Arran Kirkup (better known as Arran Fuckup or emofag) is an user of 4chan, residing in Manchester, UK, posted on /b/ a request for someone to "torture/rape/murder" a girl who dumped him. Because soliciting murder-for-hire is not good manners, let alone legal, Arran thought that using the Internet Hate Machine would be the perfect way to arrange for this girl to be tortured, raped and killed. After all, she hurt his feelings, so she deserved to die a most excruciating death.

[edit] The post

Here is the full post as it appeared on /b/. The only difference is that the girl's contact information has been redacted, for her safety. See also the screen-capture.

"sup /b/

I need your help. Here me out before you tell me to GTFO. Alright... I want to punish this girl really badly. And I mean.. badly. Im reaching out to the 10 % of /b/ that I know will actually try and help me here. (the other 90 % being newfags and faggots that just wants to tell me to GTFO). I am going to kill her, and I will videotape it for you and upload it if I can get help. I live in Manchester, UK (in b4 britfag) and im having problems getting a gun. Now.. I will post her full name and her phone number. I want you to plague her using that information as best as you can. If someone here agrees to help me out, someone who lives in Manchester or near it... I will post my msn address and we can confer on what to do. Im being serious here, If you help me... I will go through with everything. I know youre not my personal army, but this is a chance for you to experience something awesome and gruesome at the same time, and watch it on video. So Im reaching out to the true /b/tards.. the ones that wants to inflict pain on others. I will let you partake in any of the torture/rape/murder. So what do you say guys? Help me out?

Her personal details are:

Name: jessica [xxxxxxx] Phone number: 079xxxxxxx (UK number so if youre calling abroad.. use the correct area code. +44 for england) Email address: xxxxxxxx@hotmail.co.uk

I dont have the password, im sorry for that. If you can hack using that information... please do so.

PS: Anyone that helps me in person, I will pay. I will give you a reasonable sum of money for helping me in any way that is good to me."

[edit] His contact information

These are the known IRL details about Arran Emoboy Fuckup:

Arran Kirkup 20 Male Urmston, Manchester, UK

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E-mail: arrankirkup@live.co.uk

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