Arius-Xanatos

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

The face of Jesus.

Imagine that the three evils of the world (Furries, Jesus, and Puerto Ricans) had a wild and gay orgy. And imagine that Jesus got pregnant from this wild orgy. Yes, that’s how Arius-Xanatos was born. He is the true son of the savior without all that Mary Magdeline shit.

Arius-Xanatos is your typical furfag that hangs around on deviantART and FurAffinity. Like all furfags, he pukes yiff and shits drama, and also like all furfags he can’t draw to save his daddy. Mister Xanatos also has an unhealthy obsession with muscles, tampons, and some guy who just wants to be left alone. The most un-furfag thing that Arius has ever done is give two years of his life up to Jesus. He is also world renowned for being unable to come up with his own humor, and thus just rips off everyone else's. Arius is also perhaps one of the most hypocritical people the world has ever seen - having swung through anti-furry, anti-yiff, anti-masturbation, anti-gay, and so many more trends.

Current controversies that Arius threw himself into include getting all butthurt by furries who hate yiff (and these people are liars, because every furry lives on yiff), writing really bad ED articles (that get deleted) about said lying furries, and also trying to provoke the liars into fighting with him. He’s really smart.

Yoshi is Gay

But beyond his sexual desire for Jesus, Arius has a dark and cold past. It all started when he stumbled upon another psycho furry just like himself and they went around joining gay Nintendo forums and making out. Boshi's Board and the Yoshi's Corner were some of his favorites. But at this time, he was known as Joshi the Yoshi, or JOSHI OF YATE. It was in caps for some reason, don’t ask me. This all proves one huge point – Arius is secretly gay, because only gay people like Yoshi.

Then he met some other gay furry guy who was in love with him. They spent all day telling each other bad jokes and wasting their lives playing Perfect Dark Zero, and both of them fell in sweet, gay love. But because his daddy don’t like gays, they never dated despite the fact that Arius wanted it. This just proves that Arius is a tool.

Arius is a retarded tool.

So after the gay furry guy dumped him , Arius cried himself to sleep for a couple years about it (because he’s a tool), and became a Christian. He became a Christian because his friends were totally the best Christians in the world, and they enjoyed many a Wednesday night singing and dancing in the name of our Lord and Savior. But because Jesus don’t like gays, Arius went into denial about his gayness and his love of yiff. He also tried and failed hard to stop masturbating. Then his amazing Christian friends backstabbed him and he stopped being a Christian and went back to being a gay furfag, and this all proves that Arius is a tool.

Now that Arius is a furfag again, the only thing he needs to do is learn what a vagina looks like.

HIGH QUALITY PICS

Leonardo Da Vinci would be jealous of Arius Xanatos's art if he were alive today.

Not really. But you don’t have to take it from us, take it from the eye-raping images he posts all over the place.

Stunning improvements, eh.

It’s kind of obvious he traces and heavily references. No one, no matter how stupid, can go for over three years without improving. And that, right there, is the mark of the person too lazy to do their own work. His drawings constantly fluctuate in quality, and for some reason he’s fond of pictures that are actually some of his worst drawings. The quality fluctuation is particularly prevalent in how his anatomy is sometimes lopsided and sometimes not - almost as if he isn't learning how to appropriately align his anatomy. Most references/tracers are better than him somehow.

Characters

Arius Xanatos the furry character thing is basically Arius’s internet representation. He has huge, bulging muscles that most women would run away from, and his fur is shit brown with some anime hair on top. He has no mate but loves Serpentina, he’s somewhere between 200-300 pounds (but we’re not sure where exactly), and he’s a “bit hard-hearted” from his tragic and unmentioned past.

Such a furry; this is Arius Xanatos's main character.

Back in the past, Arius’s main character was a Yoshi thing. Somehow, at a Yoshi board where almost everyone was under ten, he managed to have the second least original Yoshi character out of everyone. Only Teh Yoshifag had a less original character than him, and that’s kind of bad. Say hello to JOSHI OF YATE.

Originality at its finest; meet Joshi the Yoshi.

He has some other characters, but they suck.

Arius Gets Angry

Once upon a time, Arius fell in love with a closet lesbian (Serpentina666). To impress this closet lesbian, he began to scream at anyone who even dared to so much as look at his darling “Anty” the wrong way. And let me tell you, a lot of anyones scream at Serpentina. She’s just that kind of person in society.

A bunch of angry furries who deny they like yiff (and they’re lying fuckers for that statement) took up torches and tried to lynch Serpentina because she likes drawing art of Crash getting it up the ass. So a lot of yelling ensued, Serpentina and Tampon-Tiger (both equally retarded in their own way) became sworn enemies. Tampon fans screamed at people, and Serpentina’s single fan, Arius, was there to defend his DARLING ANTY to the death.

And that’s why we almost feel bad for her.

Arius now spends his time looking for every single piece of Tani-Tiger fan art in existence so he can make a “smart” comment on it, because he’s butthurt that anyone could not like his precious Anty.

I HAVE PICTURES.

And he’s not a yiffing furfag too?	All furries are LYING FUCKERS.	There’s a point where fake flippancy just looks weird.	Our two cents is that they’re all retarded.
OH NO, HE'S ANGRY.	Arius needs to get a clue.	Trying to be funny.	YOU DON'T KNOW ME.

Fun Facts

Thanks for sharing.

BloodxRedxWolf misses Arius-Xanatos. AW.
Arius’s character (Arius) currently has no mates, but loves Serpentina. AWW.
His current interests include: CHRIST, Art, web surfing, designing, gaming, etc. AWW.
He still wants Serpentina despite the fact she’s a lesbian. AWW.
While he doesn’t like vore, inflation, or weight gain, I’m guessing he must adore oviposition and scat because he doesn’t say he doesn’t like those.
He still hasn’t come out of the closet.
Xanatos thinks that Raven Simone is a great philosopher.
Arius wuvs his mommy.
Arius is a tool.

All of these facts and more are available at his FA and dA pages.

HOT PIX

HOT.	Corny songs impress me, too.	SUCH A PLAYER.	This isn’t homosexual at all.
I still can’t tell what she’s transforming into.	I can't tell if this is a man or woman.	I don’t know anymore.	Dear God: Why did you do this to me.
GAY.	He was always such a charmer.	Arius is REALLY funny - see?	This isn’t homoerotic at all.