This is why we can't have nice things

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Nice things are a type of profit usually acquired through purchase with jewgolds. Unfortunately, all nice things are highly susceptible to cancer and other bullshit. As a result, nice things are damn near impossible to have on the Internets. You may also be prevented from having nice things because you are a fat fucking loser.

Nice things are easier to come by IRL because of the real world's dependence on jewgolds and not lulz. However, nice things in the tubes make real-world nice things look like that boil on your ass. Anonymous is the only one who appears to have nice things on the Interweb.

Arguecat, pictured above, is the spokesperson dedicated to pointing out assholes on the Internet and has made appearances over 9000 times. If you should ever find yourself plagued with Arguecat, the only escape is to become an hero. Unfortunately, some people do not understand Arguecat's power and continue with their faggotry, depriving all the Internets of nice things.

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