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Arcturus

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Arcturus (Full name interwebz name: Arcturus .J. Kirwin) is Cbee's lover and a furry. He/she/it also goes by the name Fiscal, AJKirwin or Nicolyrezk and is usually found schmoozing at #E621 on the Darkmyst servers. He might be fucking KurtBatz with their undying obsession with each other.

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Lol Copyright

Androgyny FTW
Androgyny FTW
Until recently Arcturus was the owner of the website http:///www.e621.net, basically an image dump of furry images taken from wherever it's users felt like it. Mostly Furaffinity and DeviantArt and organising them by metatags. Essentially a poor mans fchan (not that fchan isn't isn't particularly poor already anyhow). Why put effort into making a site when you can make a perfectly good one by stealing everyone elses shit, eh? Arcturus' art dumping was eventually noticed by one Thaily Brimstone (where the fuck do they get these names?) who noticed her art on the site and bitched about it on the LJ group Artists_Beware here after that many other members discovered their art there and began to complain en masse to Arcturus and started waving their E-lawyers about and crying.

Arcturus' initial response to ignore them fell through when they went past him and started crying directly to his host which didn't get very far either.

This status quo was maintained until a TARTlet called RikuTida entered the frey and realised that whining about EULA breaches wasn't getting them shit. His solution? THAT SITE'S PACKING CP. Of course CP is the magical word that gets sites shut down in an instant as the hosts want to cover their asses ASAP.

 
 
The only thing it did have, was underage artwork of furry characters. This is not Child Pornography
 

 

—Arcturus (Still makes you a Furfag)

The full (successful) strategy was explained to Arcturus in an E-mail that can be read here
Arcturus, pwning kids and taking names
Arcturus, pwning kids and taking names

Of course, this has spawned this: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/206129/ where Arcturus complains about "why I have a problem with some artists", which he brought on himself for choosing to deal with OMGCOPYRIGHT furry artists in the first place.

Fucking Furries (literally)

Based in Reading, Wales, Arcturus has been enjoying life in sweet buttfucking harmony with Cbee or Cookie before returning to the UK he/she/it quite literally lives in his/her/it's parents basement and actually had plans on having a gay marriage to long-time internet e-boyfriend Kemru/Koekje/Maou in October of 2007, he flew all the way to fucking America for this. But to be honest, as hideous and pathetic as these creatures are, it's probably better not to think about it.

Threats from Anonymous

Arcturus was allegedly threatened by an Anonymous person back in 2006 and posted this image of the letter and bag of white powder he received in the mail. Upon receiving the package, he quickly freaked out, posting a whinyscared message on his livejournal. After calling police on advice of several fellow furfags, he was rightly deemed not important enough to worry about by the police and told to summarily fuck off.

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The icing on the cake

Happy Halloween Arcturus! <3
Happy Halloween Arcturus! <3

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