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Contents 1 Featured Articles for 2009 1.1 December 1.2 November 1.3 October 1.4 September 1.5 August 1.6 July 1.7 June 1.8 May 1.9 April 1.10 March 1.11 February (Whack History Month) 1.12 January 2 Featured Articles for 2008 2.1 December 2.2 November 2.3 October 2.4 September 2.5 August 2.6 July 2.7 June 2.8 May 2.9 April 2.10 March 2.11 February 2.12 January 3 Featured Articles for 2007 3.1 December 3.2 November 3.3 October 3.4 September 3.5 August 3.6 July 3.7 June 3.8 May 3.9 April 3.10 March 3.11 February 3.12 January 4 Featured Articles for 2006 4.1 December 4.2 November 4.3 October 4.4 September 4.5 August 4.6 July 4.7 June 4.8 May 4.9 April 4.10 March 4.11 February 4.12 January 5 Featured Articles for 2005 5.1 December 5.2 November 5.3 October 5.4 September 5.5 August 5.6 July 5.7 June 5.8 May 5.9 April 5.10 March 5.11 February 5.12 January 6 FIRST EVAR!!111

Featured Articles for 2009

December

31 - 2009 (waiting)

29 - TMIL (waiting)

27 - sp

25 - White Knighting

23 - Alexander4488

21 - MyIDIsPhat

19 - Dick Neck

17 - Faggot Bruce

15 - DestinyMew

13 - Fat Chicks in Party Hats

12 - User Stress Syndrome

10 - Pollfest winner

08 - ED5

07 - Yiri

05 - ED Forums - Part 5 (final)

03 - WarpMyMind.com

01 - Unrealistic Expectations

November

29 - TMIL

27 - Dalhusky

25 - InSaNe-REYNARD

23 - Teruchan

21 - Trying too hard

19 - ED Forums - part 4

17 - Mod Sass

15 - Ashley Towns

13 - Casual Friday

12 - Pollfest

11 - Desuchan

09 - Rifqa Bary

08 - Ad hominem

06 - Fort Hood

05 - ED Forums - part 3

03 - Ethereal-crow

01 - TrollsOfTerror

October

31 - Halloween

30 - TMIL

29 - ED Forums - part 2

28 - Ty Cobb

26 - Evony

24 - Anontalk.com

22 - ED Forums - part 1

20 - Softpaw Magazine

18 - Brandon Hilton

16 - Balloon Boy

14 - Flash Mob

12 - Roman Polanski

10 - The Comprehensive Guide To Life

08 - SigurdHosenfeld

06 - Trailer Park Boys

04 - Gallantmon8

02 - xkcd

September

30 - TMIL

28 - Crusadercat

26 - MyFreeImplants

24 - Camille Marino

22 - Burning Man

20 - EQ2Flames

18 - Imma Let You Finish

16 - USASexGuide Forum

14 - Messin' With Sasquatch

12 - WrongTees promo

11 - Ramadan?

09 - Contra

07 - Generic Article

05 - Scene

03 - Plush Pedobear

01 - Alternative Medicine

August

30 - TMIL

28 - BokuChan

26 - Rootbrian

24 - Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums

22 - Liskula Cohen

21 - Brad McQuaid

19 - drp1zza

17 - Slowpoke

15 - Cary Goulston

13 - 4chan.js

11 - Ulrichthehedgehog

9 - Bug Chasers

7 - Cat

5 - The Real Chris Chan‎

3 - Yaminoeyes

1 - Defcon

July

30 - TMIL

29 - 80 year old Chinese man in panties

28 - AT&T Blocks 4Chan -breaking news!

27 - 80 year old Chinese man in panties

25 - Crimson-Silvrblood

23 - Suzi Blu

21 - Srs Bsns

19 - DracoGuard

17 - 1guy1jar Interview

15 - Hypercube

13 - Victim Complex

11 - Bob Rehahn

9 - ORLY

7 - RebelChild

5 - JarlaxleArtemis

3 - Billy Mays Day

1 - Beccah Beushausen

June

29 TMIL

26 Michael Jackson

24 Online Blackjack

22 Trent Reznor

21 Joseph Fritzl

20 Online Gambling

18 I am disappoint

16 James Randi

14 Pretty Cool Guy

12 Joe Somebody

10 Jeni Ann

8 Cheyenne Cherry

7 Lulz Map

5 TsimFuckis

3 This is the second notice that the factory warranty on your vehicle is expiring

1 Charles Bukowski

May

31 - TMIL

30 - The Comprehensive Theory of Lulz

29 - Mattmurderface

27 - Metapedia.org

25 - Myah Walker

23 - Dan Lirette

20 - Operation YouTube

19 - Mattmurderface

17 - Creepy Chan

15 - The R Word

13 - ED T-Shirt Contest

11 - Roman Empire

9 - Rachelle Waterman

7 - Dreamwidth

5 - Rootbrian

3 - Pear Chan

1 - Swine Flu

April

29 - TMIL

27 - The Hipster Grifter

25 - Brb, soup

24 - LoganSperman2

22 - Japanese Bug Fights

21 - Manhunt

20 - Columbine (Happy Birthday!)

19 - Manhunt

17 - Tony48219

15 - Adelaide

13 - Mediacrat

11 - Egg Girl

9 - Angry Homo Kid

7 - Barry Bonds

5 - EverQuest

3 - Lulzcast

2 - Goodnight Sweet Prince

1 - Chris-chan

March

30 - TMIL

28 - Girugamesh

27 - ED:Upgrade 2009

25 - Travis the Killer Chimp

24 - Encyclopedia Dramatica:Portals

22 - Jade Goody

20 - Desktop Modding

18 - Chris-chan/People

17 - Ireland

15 - Xzibit

14 - Louise Ogborn

12 - PIFTS.exe

10 - Is This Battletoads

8 - Ron Savelo

6 - Warren G. Harding

4 - Perfection Girl

2 - Tabula Rasa

1 - TMIL

February (Whack History Month)

28 - An Hero

26 - Enjoy Your AIDS

26 - Mudkips

24 - IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!

22 - DO NOT WANT

20 - YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG

18 - Mudkips

14 - Dying Alone

12 - Last Thursday

10 - NO U

8 - Fail

6 - 4chan

5 - Girlvinyl

4 - Islam is the Light

2 - Lulz <-done

January

30 - ED:101

29 - TMIL

27 - Why So Serious?

25 - Sea Kittens

23 - Tom Newton

21 - Darkfall

20 - The Final Solution

19 - W

17 - Amputee Milfs

15 - Agent Pubeit

13 - Boxxy

11 - Satan Claus

9 - HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

7 - EXTREME ANIMALS

5 - The Great ImageFap Troll

3 - 2008

1 - Golden iPod

Featured Articles for 2008

December

31- TMIL

29- Nurse-kun

27- Sandalgate

25- Christmas

23- Twilight

21- 1guy1jar

19- 4chan bans

17- 3Guys1Hammer

15- JuggaletteJenny

14- Rod Blagojevich

12- iRONAS

11- Deviantart Nazis

9 - Metal (music)

8 - Sektie

7 - Metal (music)

6 - Epic Sword Guy

4 - Mediacrat

2 - IChan

1 - Sky Bilchuk

November

29- TMIL

28- Brandon Crisp

27- Thanksgiving

25- Candyjunkie

23- Emo Cutter Girl

21- Ellen Feiss

19- Jesus Tortilla

16- Gοrdon the Pringles Giraffe

12- Tron Guy

11- Got my girlfriend to model for my car

9 - Italian Spiderman

7 - MystressOfDarkness13

5 - Saint Hill

4 - Tracing

3 - Vloggerheads

2 - Rick The Vote

1 - Vloggerheads

October

30- TMIL

28- Ted Stevens

26- Losttrap

24- House

22- Bulletball

20- JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR!

19- Forumwarz

18- Vanessa Hudgens

14- Dadagiri

12- South Park

9 - The ED Civil War

8 - Dadagiri

7 - Nebris

6 - Dadagiri

4 - MTV Rickroll'd

3 - Nebris

1 - Tom Serson

September

29 - This Month In Lulz

27 - RockyandGinger4ever

25 - SnowVhite

23 - Girlvinyl

20 - Oprah Winfrey

18 - I go chop your dollar

16 - Muslim Massacre

14 - I go chop your dollar

12 - 419 Nigerian Email Scams

11 - Jews did WTC

9 - Large Hadron Collider

7 - Bristol Palin

5 - Sarah Palin

3 - John McCain

1 - Dorian Thorn

August

30 - This Month In Lulz

28 - Soulja Boy

26 - Barack Hussein Obama

24 - Ex-Gay

20 - LOLympic Games

18 - Bikerfox

16 - Church of fudge

14 - La Pequeña

12 - South Ossetia

11 - Chris-chan

10 - Al Gore

9 - Yotsuba

8 - Mrfetch

6 - Madeleine McCann

5 - Chris-chan

3 - YouTube View Fraud

1 - The Video Professor 16

July

30 - This Month In Lulz

28 - Censorship

26 - NawlinWiki

24 - Japanese Bug Fights

22 - Oniontown

20 - Paul Franke

18 - Daniele Fiorenza

16 - Faulty Logic

14 - Sonmanic

12 - Operation Spy vs Sci

11 - Advice Dog

9 - So cash

7 - Wikigroaning

5 - Cyndilovespiccolo

3 - Scientology Agents

1 - Internet police

June

29 - This Month In Lulz

27 - The Comprehensive Theory of Lulz

25 - Rangerphile

23 - GOD DAMN IT'S BILLY MAYS MOTHERFUCKER

21 - Pedofox

19 - Dylan Thomas

17 - 4chan.js

15 - OPERATION SEA ARRRGH Raid Coverage

14 - Glossary of Scientology

12 - Adam Savage

10 - Anabelle Lotus

8 - LiveJournal

6 - Hal Turner

4 - Aspierations

2 - Cigarskunk

1 - A Plus Newbie Award for SecurityBot

May

30 - WisCon

28 - Dongcopter

26 - Wikipedia Articles for deletion/Encyclopedia Dramatica

24 - LaraLove

22 - Zoe

20 - Stickam

20 - Stickam- a joke hahahah

18 - Caroljoy

16 - Arbcom

14 - Featured article

12 - Erik Möller

10 - Starblade

8 - Don Henrie

6 - Operation LIONCASH

4 - Sceptre

2 - Grawp

1 - A Plus Newbie Award for nobody yet

April

29 - Joseph Evers

27 - Gemma Anscomb

25 - DisneyFan01

23 - MSPaint Relationship Thread

21 - God hates fags

20 - An hero day

18 - Aliza Shvarts

17 - London 2012 Olympics Logo

15 - Nathan's Empire

13 - Sweet Eva

11 - Wolfeedarkfang

9 - BIKECAT

7 - Chuggo

5 - Alcohol

3 - ITT Tech

2 - Billoon45

1 - A Plus Newbie Award for PieAreSquare

March

31 - Billoon45

29 - Spider

28 - Billoon45

27 - Cody Porter

25 - TheWetRabbit

23 - I go chop your dollar

21 - The Great Livejournal Content Strike of 2008

19 - SUPERCOOLWILLOW

17 - My Little Pony Arena

15 - Ides of March

13 - Marcab Confederacy

11 - Gas Mask Girl

10 - HorseNews

8 - Dianne Thorley

6 - BME

4 - Philippines

2 - Animal Dreams

1 - A Plus Newbie Award for HedgeJew

February

29 - Vandal

27 - Armenia

25 - Mrfetch

23 - Emoticon

21 - TheRedSkull

19 - MSPaint Relationship Thread

17 - Vandal

15 - Vandalize Every Equation

13 - Buttsecks

11 - Fuzzy mazza

9 - Buttes

7 - Ripper

6 - Owlsamantha

5 - Girlvinyl

4 - Condescension

3 - Barack Hussein Obama

2 - Blunty3000

1 - A Plus Newbie Award for SuperMonkeyMan

January

29 - Tracing

27 - PROJECT CHANOLOGY

25 - Australia

23 - Heath Ledger

21 - iRONAS

19 - PROJECT CHANOLOGY

16 - Corey Delaney

13 - Fandom Secrets

10 - Bucky Bunny

8 - Ron Paul

6 - August Yifu

4 - Guess The Meme

2 - Carlos Sousa Jr

1 - Penis-Nosed Fox

Featured Articles for 2007

December

30 - Internet Vigilante Group

28 - Matt Crimmins

26 - 419 Nigerian Email Scams

24 - Nghtmrchld26

22 - August Yifu

20 - Jarrad Willis

18 - Annalise Walliker

16 - Robert Hawkins

14 - Smugfag

13 - Penis Nosed Fox

11 - Rational Response Squad

9 - Yinepusayi

7 - Iain Hall

5 - Retro

3 - Dr4g0nK1d

1 - Cryptokids

November

30 - LUEshi

28 - Didaskalos

26 - Filthywhore

24 - M. Chaos

22 - Anuebunnie

20 - Retro

18 - Broadcaster

16 - Is this Battletoads?

15 - Megan Meier

14 - Pull Your Pants Up

12 - School Shooting

10 - Jenkem

8 - Seppo Lehto

6 - Holocaust Porn

4 - Bean

2 - Revmischa

1 - Theoretical physics

October

31 - ಠ_ಠ

30 - Douglas L Payne Jr

27 - Swirl Face

24 - Chris Forcand

22 - Irish282

20 - 300

18 - Bigboxbear

16 - John Edwards

14 - Onideus Mad Hatter

12 - Asa Coon

10 - ZEN

8 - Sanjaya

6 - SapphyDracases

4 - Hentai

2 - East High School Leopards Football Rape Team

September

30 - Graphic art

28 - Penis Pump Sex Scandal

26 - Jena Six

24 - C-note

22 - Prokofy Neva

20 - University of Florida Taser incident

18 - NEDM

16 - Dreadnought

13 - Chris Crocker

11 - 9/11

10 - Vanessa Hudgens

8 - Bayeux Tapestry

6 - The Anti-ED-Club

4 - Americans

2 - Burning Man

August

30 - Larry Craig

29 - Owen Wilson

27 - Skuee

26 - ED:Address_to_the_State_Follow_Up

25 - ED:Address to the State

23 - Sunderedmoon

21 - Waluigis-girl

19 - Ourfancy

17 - AngelofthyNight

15 - LittleCloud

13 - GoddessMillenia

10 - BitingBeaver

9 - Applemilk1988

7 - Inflatablewolfi

5 - XxPrincessPunkxx

2 - Minneapolis Bridge Collapse

1 - Krystal Can't Enjoy Her Sandwich

July

30 - Ron Mexico

28 - Fox News

27 - Tay Zonday

25 - Mary Moon

23 - DivineAngel

19 - Harry Potter

17 - TheAmazingAtheist

15 - Fatferaligatr

13 - Phaedriel

11 - Sokitwopaw

9 - Dragomike

7 - Shadowfox118

5 - Audreynoland

4 - 4th of July

2 - Tyler Dumstorf

June

30 - Dustin Diamond

26 - Chris Benoit

24 - Synnergy

22 - Overclocked ReMix

20 - Ytask

19 - Web 2.0

17 - Madeleine McCann

15 - Jenkem

13 - Ray Jones

1-12 - Fail

May

2-31 - Fail

April

30 - The Republic of the Phillipines

28 - Saddam Hussein

26 - KurtBatz

24 - Micha Armstrong

22 - Bodies Under Siege

20 - Adolf Hitler

19 - Micha Armstrong

16 - Virginia Tech massacre

14 - An Heroine

12 - Todd Goldman

10 - Raukue

8 - Pussyhawks

6 - ConceptArt

4 - Sollog

2 - Ray Jones

March

31 - Epic Fail Guy

29 - Kathy Sierra

27 - Kenneth Eng

25 - Xydexx

23 - Poeticirony

20 - DNS Comic

19 - Fail

15 - Chevy the Therapy Dog

13 - FTM

11 - InkLink

9 - PNG

7 - Essjay

5 - DaxFlame

3 - Hipocrite

February

28 - Waco

27 - The Wikipedia Review

25 - Shay

23 - I'm so confused

20 - Warbears

18 - Knuffy

16 - Ragnaröfl

13 - I'm so confused

10 - Hipocrite

8 - Firedarkdragon

6 - Ebon Lupus

5 - girlvinyl

2 - Knuffy

January

31 - Second Life

29 - Greg Solomon

27 - Evolution Forum

25 - Circlist

23 - AllAbout-SP

21 - Renetto

19 - Prince Jeremy

17 - digg

15 - Tranzutopia

13 - Randi Harper

11 - BayHorseCrew

9 - So i herd u liek mudkip

7 - Theredskull

5 - The Great Sonic-cide of 2007

3 - 7chan

2 - Hal Turner

1 - 2006

Featured Articles for 2006

December

29 - 2006

27 - Hal Turner

25 - Christmas

24 - User_talk:Tfo / I has a shuvel

23 - Violetkitty411

22 - Wikistalking

20- Totse

18 - Het

16 - Mexicanicepick

14 - Slander, Slander Salamander

12 - Jameth

10 - Mediacrat

8 - Micheal Crook

6 - Hans Reiser

4 - Rockonlittleone

3 - Nigger manual

1 - Argent009

November

30 - Nigger manual

28 - Crap

26 - Torpark

24 - Buzzboard

22 - Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

20 - Spambot

18 - Vegetarian

16 - Noone

14 - Cyclotouriste

12 - PeppermintPatti

10 - Almost raped

8 - PeppermintPatti

6 - Insane Clown Posse

4 - Jenn Pisstler

2 - Kevin and Kat

October

31 - Uncyclopedia

29 - Teenage Kings of Werribee

26 - Mary Sue

25 - Wigger

24 - Cat

21 - Jake Brahm

20 - HelloISmileYou

18 - 7chan

16 - Nevada-tan

13 - Cyndre

11 - Facepunch Studios

9 - DJ SkeptiK

7 - Michelle Malkin

5 - Mark Foley

3 - Ultraviolet News Network

1 - Quizilla

September

29 - Bill Gates

27 - Apple

25 - The Matrix

23 - Limecat

21 - Insane

19 - lol

17 - Rob Levin

15 - Fark

13 - Ted Stevens

11 - JEWS DID WTC

9 - Final Fantasy VII

7 - Facebook

5 - Duke Otterland

4 - Steve Irwin

3 - WolfJLupus

1 - DannyRose

August

30 - b/-day

28 - Metawire

26 - Littlefag

25 - Grogeous George

24 - Gorgeous George

22 - Mexico

20 - Nathanr

18 - Girlmecha

16 - Nathanr

14 - PayPal

12 - Freewebs

10 - Jacknstock

8 - Purple PJs

6 - Furcadia

4 - Mitchell Henderson

2 - Culturalbaggage

July

31 - Buttes

29 - Dollfie

27 - Troll

25 - Put shoe on head

23 - Puberty

21 - DMCA

20 - George Bush doesn't care about black people

20 - Moon

20 - Newgrounds

18 - Wapanese

16 - MONGO

14 - Tom Anderson

12 - The Great Habbo Raid of July 2006

10 - Habbo Hotel

9 - Habbo /B/lockade

7 - Tawneelynne

6 - P-p-p-powerbook

5 - Zenofeller

4 - Dungeons & Dragons

3 - Spellcheck

2 - Illemonati

June

30 - Time Cube

26 - Dramouted

22 - Adella

19 - Pizza and beer

15 - Mario

12 - Andrewpants

May

26 - Hyakynthos

25 - Happy Towel Day

13 - Happy Mother's Day

2 - Christian

April

17 - Dungeons & Dragons

12 - Dwarlinggirlxcore

6 - Josephthelover

March

28 - Victim complex

18 - You don't have any friends

February

22 - Futuristic Sex Robotz

20 - Death

19 - DeviantART

18 - Fourth Wall

17 - Tom Anderson

16 - Wapanese

15 - Stumbleupon

6 - Mario

January

29 - Pop parenting

21 - Bantown

19 - Blackwingdragon

16 - FurAffinity

14 - Self-diagnosed

11 - The War of Northern Aggression

10 - Canadia

9 - Convention

7 - Perl

6 - Huggles

4 - ESRB

2 - High Contrast

Featured Articles for 2005

December

29 - Skylos

26 - Dramouted

25 - Role-playing

21 - Irony

18 - HotTopic

12 - Fifty Hitler Post

9 - Srsly

5 - George Bush doesn't care about black people

4 - Smallville

1 - Vampire

November

28 - Flame wars

25 - Ohnotheydidnt

24 - Internap

20 - Alien

18 - Otherkin

17 - Anna 4 avril

16 - Asperger's Syndrome

13 - Cracky-chan

12 - Quasidan's Penis

11 - Ellen Feiss

10 - Alien

8 - Ebaumsworld

7 - Internet disease

6 - At least 100 years ago

5 - Sharking

4 - 16 year old girl

3 - Fact

2 - LJ killers

October

31 - Vampire

30 - Goths

29 - Buffy the Vampire Slayer

28 - Scene

27 - Cunt

26 - Attention Whore

25 - Holocaust

24 - Cutting

23 - AOL

22 - Frienditto

21 - Irony

19 - Hacker

18 - NO NIGGERS

17 - NeoPets

16 - Hotornot

15 - Dubious disclaimer

14 - Real World

13 - New Jersey

12 - Non sequitur

11 - Brian Peppers

10 - Joseph Evers

9 - Logic

8 - Nikola Tesla

7 - Weblog

6 - Nietzsche

5 - I did it for the lulz

4 - Lincoln Continental

3 - Dinosaur

2 - Tinkebell

1 - IBM

September

30 - Latvia

28 - Ohnotheydidnt

27 - Centipede filled vagina

25 - Carmen Electra complex

24 - A frank discussion of mental illness

22 - Pants nazi

21 - Slashfic

20 - Steve Jobs

19 - Zabasearch

18 - Evolution

17 - Punk

15 - Nouglybabies

14 - DNS Comic

13 - Not4chan

12 - Arkady

11 - 9/11

11 - New York City

5 - George Bush doesn't care about black people

August

31 - New Orleans

22 - Ninjas vs. Pirates

17 - Internets

10 - Richard Stallman

5 - Latin

July

24 - Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch

16 - Anonymous pussies/Sock journal

8 - England

1 - Happy Canada Day/Happy Fourth of July/Bon 14 Juillet

June

23 - Pedophilia

May

19 - Star Wars

1 - Mediacrat

April

25 - Bantown

18 - Pro-ana

11 - Asperger's Syndrome

3 - MySpace

March

14 - England

February

26 - LJ Users

14 - Defamation

7 - Turk Diddler

January

31 - Turk Diddler

24 - Turk Diddler

22 - Camwhore

19 - Amalea

10 - Furry

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