Anton
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Humble Origins
Our story begins with a young fellow named Anton deciding to reach out to his fellow man via that wondrous technology, the internets. Unfortunately, the place he chose to extend his friendship was 4chan, a place that does not take kindly to those who post pictures of themselves to gain attention -- or much of anyone, for that matter. Within moments, Anton had been branded a 'homosexual of the new variety' by 4chan's Anonymous. The situation worsened when Anton began to talk of his 'lover' from Sweden, a girl whom it turns out he had never met.
| —Anton, who knows his relationships |
Ensuing Lulz
Anton was further flamed, and his claims declared to be 'fucking bullshit'. In retaliation, Anton declared that the gloves were off as he began using ALL CAPS.
| —Anton, not understanding that Anonymous feels nothing |
Calming Down? On My /b/? Unlikely.
The situation appeared to have settled, and Anton to have regained some of his character. Dignity was lost again, however, when Anton attempted to extract an apology from Anonymous. The result: it was decided to Rule 34 Anton. The idea was well-received, and before long several pornographic images of the fellow were circulating the thread.
By the time Anton had become publicly famous for 'getting more ass than a toilet seat', he was challenged by Anon to post a pic of this 'Denise', the girlfriend he had been boasting of. In an extraordinarily bad move, Anton in fact posted two pics, and action was swiftly taken.
Rallying behind the cry of 'Rule 34 the bitch,' Anonymous released a stream of Anton-related pornography. These images, as well the claim that Anonymous 'came on the pic of your pig,' were sending Anton to the breaking point.
An Hero?
| —Anton, somewhat distressed |
Once the topic of Anton becoming an hero was brought up, several posts were dedicated to 'Do It Faggot' pics. Anton's emotions began to run wild:
| —Anton, who cannot make freinds with Anon. |
LOL 34
Anton suffered more abuse, and was continually called a 'fucken abo'. Finally, somebody rule 34'd a picture of Anton and Denise experiencing anal sex.
Anton now is a proudly unique Australian meme, for use in Ausfag threads only. Handle with care.
MOAR QUOTES
| —Anon, in typical Anon fashion |
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| —Anton, who doesn't get it |
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Rule 34 Gallery
 Buffet of manliness |
 More ass than what? |
 OM NOM NOM NOM NOM |
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Anton is part of a series on *chan |
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