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Anthony Merino

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has this man fucked your dead mother?
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Anthony Merino was arrested after a security guard found him having sex with the corpse of a 92-year-old woman in the morgue of Holy Name Hospital in Teaneck, NJ. Anthony was a part-time lab tech and clearly loved his job. He was charged with desecrating human remains in the second degree and his bail was set at $400,000. If convicted the charge carries a maximum sentence of 10-years in prison and a $100,000 fine.

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Background

 
 
I work hard, so I party hard, that's my motto. I love playing all types of sports (football, basketball, track, baseball, and some soccer). I specialize in football and track. I now play semi-pro football, and I also studied various forms of Martial Arts, from Shotokan Karate, to Ninjitsu, and Lak Sao Chuan Fa Gung-Fu. I'm currently in college studing Engineering/Business Admin. also working. Time is my enemy, I never seem to have enough time to do all the things that I would like to do. I'm also into cars and motorcycles. I'm laid back, easy going and pretty cool to hang out
 

 

—Anthony on Anthony

Faithful Friends

 
 
BFF man...I know there is something fishy about this and I have known you all my life (15+ years). I'm going to do what I can to get down to the real truth!!
 

 

— One of Anthony's BBF's! on the Corpse Fucking Incident


 
 
IM UR FRIEND REGARDLESS!
 

 

Kitty, one of Anthony's many living female friends

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