Anonymous Hate Group
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Anonymous Hate Group or it's full title ANONYMOUS is a Hate-Portal Connecting Youth With Anti-Religion Extremists is a blog started by a butthurt French Scilon and self-proclaimed Internet Tough Guy called "Stop the Internet Hate Machine" "Sign Up For Our Newsletter" "Tom Newton", to expose the "evils" of Anonymous and Anti-$cientologists. A pay-to-read version of the blog is also available for an extremely reasonable price. This is in fact an ingenious idea, as the only people willing to shell out the $2.99 to read the freely available archive are those already accustomed to paying for disinformation, and will root out pesky Anons. Tom is known for harrassing and mocking everyone who disagrees with him.
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[edit] Some of Anonymous Hate Group's claims Facts Lies
- Anonymous started in the 70s by evil Psychiatrists as part of the Gay Rights movement.
- Anonymous is a cult that hates all religons
- Wise Beard Man, Jason Beghe, Magoo, Tommy Gorman and Paul Fetch are the leaders of Anonymous.
- Anonymous is in cohorts with the KKK and God Hates Fags, and like them is one of the bazillion hate groups on the SPLC's list and are planning a worldwide campegin of HATRED, but IRL,the SPLC's site mentions neither Anonymous or Scientology!
- Anonymous gets all of their information from South Park, 4Chan, The Colbert Report, and Encyclopedia Dramatica
- Anonymous preys on children
- Anonymous doesn't believe in free speech
- Anonymous members are ugly, even the women
- Anonymous waste all their money on expensive ($56.99) V for Vendetta costumes (yet they have links on their site to buy them).
- Anonymous never read Dianetics.
- There are "Professional Anti-Scientolgists" who must all be banned from YouTube
- Scientology has nothing to do with Lisa McPherson or anyone else's death
- Anonymous are whores
- Anonymous are terrorists
- Anonymous' oldfags hate the new fags.
- Anonymous wants to save people from the cult and reunite them with thier families (which they think is a bad thing!)
- There are no Black or Jewish Anons (won't disprove this until you show them a picture of a black guy in a V mask]) and ignores the fact that The New Black Panthers protest Scientology, too!
- Mel Brooks is a racist hate monger and only White Nationlists and other racist groups find his work funny, same goes for Encyclopedia Dramatica!
- Encyclopedia Dramatica is an Anonymous fronted site.
- Anonymous is plotting to kill their beloved leader Paul Fetch.
[edit] The Marv Bunker Link
Looking at the screenshot on the site, it appears that the jewtube shill marvbunker23 bears some editorial responsibility on this unbiased, impartial blog.
He is responsible for a series of lulzy videos. Check out his channel, and bear witness to the vast amounts of butthurt present. Recommended: E-Meter Sodomy
[edit] Moar About Author
- Looks like a buthurt kid, Could be Wuori or Gornofaggot
- Crapfloods the sidebar of the blog with useless shit
- Loves his Adsense and Donation buttons
- His donation button says stop the internet hate machine but claims it goes towards the darfur wall OMG ANON GB2 DARFUR WALL
- Has IMBA 1337 Skill0rz in paint demonstrated in his latest masterpiece
- Uses iMacro to unsubscribe bomb anons
- Uses $cifag phrases
- Can't use Break Tags in HTML
- Believes David Icke is a creditable source of information.
- Claims that /b/ and /i/ cannot touch him. [1]
- fail
- Dares Jackie Chan's website to attack him. [2]
- Claims to have created 123 YouTube sockpuppet accounts in 90 days. [3]
- Very butthurt from mudkip's surprise sex.
[edit] For trolls
It is recommended that we take this corrupted website for the lulz. For he doubts the power of /i/ and /b/ He will receive it like a banhammer for great justice.
[edit] RETREAT!
After getting just too pwned by the comments on the old blog (or possibly just getting flagged too often), the $cilons behind this blog have moved it to a new location. Update bookmarks accordingly.
During the month of July, 2008, the OT 3 course materials were posted in the "comments" area of the blog. Consequently, "Tom Newton" was sent off to the RPF, and for three weeks, no further posts were added.
After three painful weeks devoid of lulz, Anonymous was delighted to find that a new "Tom Newton" had been found, and was posting moar hysterical nonsense. Unlike his predecessor, the new "Tom Newton" posesses a markedly better grasp of the english language. His spelling and punctuation skills have similarly improved.
The new "Tom Newton" also writes with a far more confrontational and aggressive style, but rather than adding any gravitas to his writings, it just makes him look like a crack-addled drama whore.
[edit] Other blogs
Because simply going after the Scientology protests just isn't enough fail for our friends at Stop The Internet Hate Machine, they've created extra blogs to troll us. The first one uses Epic Nose Guy's name in an attempt to cash in on his infamy, and because like all $cifags they were totally expecting him to be jailed or some shit. After that proved to be fail, they decided to move on to criticising ED... which brings us to the second blog, also dedicated to stopping ED... but this time using fail tactics like mentionning things not even remotely related to ED. One must simply wonder, how much more fail, exactly, can one group of $cilon bloggers contain???...
...and one gets the answer in the form of a blog publishing the 'details' of anonymous 'members' which is full of fail because the idiot claimed that only hate groups publish details of their enemies.
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