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AnonNet is a network spawned from the steaming pile of shit, the sea of piss that is Anonymous. Two thousand years ago last Thursday, IRCops pillaged and raped #london on its old net, and all of #london were awash with BAWWWWW. So AnonNet was set up, cobbled together with cocks and stuck together with cum.

The new IRCops, no longer able to get their big e-peens back into #london set about perfecting the network - giving its own domain, and laying down exactly how many lolis should be sacrificed in order to keep them performing the arduous role of IRC Administrators.

Contents 1 List of IRCOps 1.1 Former IRCOps 2 Major channels 2.1 #london 2.2 #manchester 2.3 #plymouth 2.4 #thecar 2.5 #bestactever 3 INSERT FORCED LOLOL MEMES SECTION HERE 3.1 Noodles 3.2 SHIT IT OFF 3.3 WOGONZ 4 Users of self importance 5 In Summary 5.1 Fallout from this article 6 External links

List of IRCOps

• aidsblood (aka coldblood) can't configure his server properly, so all the other ircops are bombarded with error messages that his damn box can't link to the network. He is also another faggot who stole flodd's user accounts when he ragequitted (see below), just like a nigger.

• Anonyhamster is an scifag spai who operates the hamsterball servHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

• poop is a fat fuck who in between chomping pure fat and shitting a daily amount of bricks, likes to /kill other ircops for no reason at all, reserving glines for whining, bawwing watermelon-chomping attention whoring niggers. He runs #london as well after taking it over from Orakio (who was a permanently stoned steaming pile of shrooms).

• Max is an Americunt moralfag.

• wok became the latest ircop Last Thursday he is a complete faggot and leads the mancfags. He died in a car crash on March 24th 2009.

• Wirah is the Final Boss and the leader of Anonymous, currently being held in Guantanamo Bay with his loli due to aids. He has a dick the size of Belgium.

• Nobody knows who the fuck vox is, but he created the damn network so everyone's putting up with him.

Former IRCOps

• mingecup† (you'll find him under the name mooncup) is another flaming faggot, and a total newfag. One time he accidentally g-lined all the users from an entire server, forcing flodd to fix his idiotic damage. Used to be a really cool dude, is now a fucking raging faggot since gaining ops. DISREGARD THAT, he's dead. Got hit by the Knight Bus from the Harry Potter series.

• flodd was a whining bawwing watermelon-chomping attention whore of a nigger (no lie) who ragequitted the network over Marblecake, but not until he handed his o:line over to some random troll. The ircops disabled it before any damage was done, leaving no-one left to fix mingecup's constant fuckups. Now known as N, which stands for nigger. Obviously.

• Heretic is a leaderfag, poop and Spangly's butt-buddy and another fat fuck. He bitches about everything and had his o:line stolen from the safety of his rectal cavity, because he realised he was a lazy cunt with nothing to do. Heretic <3s Chanology hard-core and recently had his girlfriend stolen by his nemesis, inducing a lot of BAWWWWing.

• Anonzz has an ironic username, as he not only has thoroughly facefagged himself everywhere he cares to name, but loves to camwhore. His hobbies are fucking around with the servers and the exgirlfriend he can't leave alone, L, who made him pregnant along with 6 other men and a horse. He was recently the receiving end of one of #Manchester's greatest pranks. Where he was led through a 270 mile drive to Manchester in hopes to get in the sack with a female Mancfag, as he was hopelessly searching for the femme fatale, a Mancfag assault team closed in on his car and glued his dickpix all over it. You can see the videos of the operation here, and here. An added bonus was that after the car was covered in cemented-on-dickpix, the remainder were thrown on top, which the wind then blew the majority onto the playground of a girls-only school, which observers confirmed were still there the school-morning after. On the way back home from being trolled, he then proceeded to crash his car, LULZ.

• Spangly is another flaming faggot. In a purple lycra catsuit he prances about the room while hijacking the radio stream from others whenever he doesn't like what's playing. He is useful for giving advice on where and how to have sex with a room full of men but all attempts at lulz around him will be smothered with his moralfaggoty failure.

• HelfiX is a South African who stuck did not stick it in Sassia.

• iintens is an elite hacker that managed to gain o:line for a period of 5 minutes - as soon as another oper noticed he was klined and made his bawwnet irc.bitcast.ws

Major channels

#london

#london is a cybersex MMORPG involving dozens of users and IRCOps, as that's where they're all from. In the midst of all this chaos they manage to organise IRL cybersex events to fakerape each other in such places as Hyde Park, Hampstead Heath and Queen Victoria Street. The home of NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES NOOOOOOODLES. Needs moar NOODLES.

“	ur mum is a cybersex MMORPG	„
—Dux0r

#manchester

#manchester - the home of the Mancfags, who are a tribe of trolls bunch of fat sweaty wiggers who carjack, rape and pillage, frequently proclaiming that they run dis joiny. This is because none of them can read or spell. They like making fun of gay jewish nigger psychics like this fag. They often pray towards their only god, wok.

#plymouth

Home of the Killdozer.

#thecar

>:3

#bestactever

IRC channel for Rick Astley voting for MTV's Best Act Ever

INSERT FORCED LOLOL MEMES SECTION HERE

Noodles

SHIT IT OFF

See: SHIT IT OFF

Some faggots on Failbook thought it a good idea to organise a failmob at Liverpool Street Station on May 17th, 2008. A group of Anons raided this miserable heap of fail to lighten the mood - however a challenger appeared...

This NIGGERCOP told the Anons carrying the TROLLCANNON to SHIT IT OFF. The trollcannon was not shat off, and all was well in the world.

WOGONZ

Because the world needs more Wogan. Always more.

Users of self importance

These are the vain fags that have so much self-importance that they feel the need to have a section dedicated towards themselves in this article. To help them get rid of the delusional ideologies they have, the fail descriptions of themselves have been removed.

• eris
• sangfroid
• Metric
• N
• Yum22Yum23
• Fux0r
• asdfghjkl
• mooncup

In Summary

AnonNet is an IRC network with utterly ghey IRCops who love to fuck around with channels. They run their own servers with the aim of keeping things as tightly controlled as your mum's distended anus and secured (unless mingecup glines everyone again).

Fallout from this article

* asdfghjkl^eee has quit (Killed (poop (Just wait til I see you next you skinny sonabitch >:))))
* asdfghjkl^eee has quit (Killed (poop (LIES AND MORE LIES)))
* N has quit (Killed (poop (you too)))

External links

• AnonNet IRC
• http://www.anonnet.org
• http://www.wirah.com

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