AnonIB
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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| Foundation | May 2006 |
| Major Boards | Furry and invasion boards are recurring themes |
| Epic Wins | board hosting, |
| Website | AnonIB |
AnonIB is one of the leading "new /b/'s" following the original /b/'s downfall on August 23, 2006.
On May 1st, 2008, it was revealed that the site got v& and is now partyvan central.
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[edit] Differences from 4/b/
Unlike /b/, which is a single imageboard, AnonIB is actually a host for hundreds of image boards which are divided up into individual /b/tard interests such as yiffing, ebooks, tits, and invasions. It should be noted that AnonIB allows users to create their own boards, thus new furry porn boards were created every week, for users who couldn't put their hand on the mouse long enough to scroll down. Someone is also mirroring 4chan's "/k/ - Weapons" board. Noone knows why.
[edit] (underscore)TeensNoRules
The most popular NSFW image boards hosted on AnonIB is the "_TeensNoRules" (complete with underscore for 1337 edginess). On this board you will find a plethora of misguided teenage girls, horny old men and CP spammers. Really, its like /b/, but with less memes and more dead-eyed, stoic masturbation. No longer exists due to v&.
[edit] Status, updates, downtime and v&
- Check the current AnonIB blog for updates and downtime. AnonIB has a history of server wonkiness.
- Downtime as of April 25: The hoster where the new server is located at wanted $20k a month for bandwidth bills and pulled the site.
- As of May 1st, 2008, AnonIB is up again although without backups. AnonibAdmin##LOL## stated that they got v& and the partyvan has their hard drives due to their hosting company suspecting that CP had been posted on the server. This spells certain doom for all patrons of the site, both past and present.
[edit] More up to date status
Many epic threads containing reams of original content were lost when the FBI got the servers, these will probably never be returned. Since the new owners there are many more rules about what you can post, anything with nudes under 18 is not allowed, teens no rules now has a fuck ton of rules and whenever something good is posted the girl who it is posts threatening to send the partyvan over - the mods/admins then shit themselves and delete the threads. They even ban for saying what you would do to an underage girl. Under the new owners the only board that is doing well is Sage Freehaven's board of furfaggotry. The new owners also raped the site with banners ads, pop ups, pop overs, pop unders, interstitials and every other kind of advert you can think of.
[edit] How to troll Anonib
Go to the New Suggestions Board and do any of the following:
- Claim that you are an underaged girl whose nude photos have been plastered all over one of Anonib's over 9000 child pr0n boards. Be very careful not to mention which board or provide any otherwise 'useful' information.
- Pretend to be Chris Hansen and write a long, childish message complaining that someone is harassing you. Then demand that the banhammer descend on them IMMEDIATELY. Utter chaos will ensue for at least six hours.
- Post a batshit crazy message threatening legal action if the Amputee board isn't shut down by last Thursday. Follow up with some samefag replies supporting the idea.
- Tell Krazypro that he's an illiterate cunt.
- Announce to the world that the Global Mods are a bunch of lazy, incompetent faggots, then apply for Krazypro's job on the grounds that at least you can read English.
- Complain that the NSFW sites don't load in IE, then refuse to use Firefox or any of the 9,000 or so plug-ins required to actually view any page. This will get you banned until the next Ice Age for some reason.
- Post a picture of Patrick Stewart (who is bald) onto any board you come across, then report it to the Global Mods as CP.
- BAAAAWWWWW that you were unfairly banned from some board and that the moderator called you a faggot instead of explaining the reason why. This will generate a lulzfest of titanic proportions.
[edit] See Also
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