Anne Onymous
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Anne Onymous is the pseudonym for the creator of the webcomic The Wotch. But if you hadn't noticed that it was a pseudonym before now, I am surprised you're smart enough to operate a keyboard and internet browser; perhaps you're some sort of five year old or caveman, randomly bashing the keyboard and mouse together until you stumbled upon this page.
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Anonymous
Anyhow, Anne Onymous is a name cleverly created from the word "anonymous" making her a /b/tard cunt. Anne uses it so she can continue making her terrible webcomic without fear of a sex starved /b/tard finding out where she lives and hitting her with a truck so she stops making this shit.
Comic
Speaking of how terrible the comic is, if you don't know The Wotch, you can imagine it like so: take Buffy the Vampire Slayer or Sabrina the Teenage Witch and remove anything that makes those shows original, creative, interesting, or entertaining. Now make the main character a Mary Sue self-insertion character. Finally, have all the cast randomly switch genders with no explanation besides "magic", solely to appease the fan base comprised of nothing but transformation fetishists.
Oh, and what else is Anne Onymous hiding behind her pseudonym? I'll give you a hint: it would be more appropriate if the name was "Man Onymous" amirite? But then you'd almost expect the creator of a comic where boys become girls and girls become boys and they all have sex to be a guy pretending to be a girl on the internet. Anne (more like Man amirite) and all the other major characters in Wotch are based off of a series of role play sessions on #tgroleplay located on undernet (that is on IRC for you newfags out there.) Man even invented a fake finance to try to hide from the exposure of this fact to her fanbase. Even though "Robin" one of "her" co-creators is actually in love with the female persona of Ann.
Incest?
Perhaps a more disturbing turn of Ms. Onymous's comic is the decision to kindle a lust between the respective Mary-Sue personae of brother and sister brother.
Within the comic they share no relation - though it is difficult to tell in a small town located in the middle of bumfuck nowhere conveniently situated within fuckall miles from jack-shit. However, they have established themselves as 'actors' within their comic, their role shed with the donning of an artiste's beret.
Boy, those stage rehearsals must be awkward, amirite? And don't get me started about the morning after.
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS. Should have checked sources.
On The Undesirables
Yet another disturbing trend in her comic is the tendency for characters to be mentally and physically transformed, unique minds and personalities swept off without consent in favor of perfect new ones. The collective memory of their existence is erased, replaced with a stock personality - like a vapid cheerleader or a Japanese schoolgirl.
Anne, via her Mary-Sue persona, appears to live out Godlike fantasies of erasing her childhood bullies and teachers from existence, punishing them for crimes as diabolic as jockish chatter with a swift IRL permaban.
Some might find such fantasies frightening and perhaps seek a psychiatric ward, but not Anne. She rationalizes them with the belief that her alterations are making the town a better place. After all, the people are happier after their genetic and intellectual rewiring, right? Right?! Oh God, get away from me!
It would be nice if there were transformation camps in your little town, where all of the teachers and jocks of the world could be collected for a quick euthanizing *ahem* transforming, wouldn't it, Ms. Onymous?
Comic's Origins
It would appear that abomination that is The Wotch has a suitably abominable heritage. Yes, the family fun that is The Wotch, the transformations that Anne insists are 'just for fun,' all of this hails from the bleating of a number of sexually frustrated wildebeests. They've even archived their sexlogs; no wonder the storytelling is so awful.
It's unusual that they don't mention that on the FAQs or their interviews. I'm sure their fans would love to hear of the comic's glamorous origins!
Sexualizing Minors
Another noteworthy aspect of Anne's comic is the fact that all of the characters are 15-16 years old, and yet she insists on hypersexualizing them. From the scantily-clad fantastically stereotypical Ming to the milk-mixing Sonja, all of her minors seem to have large breasts and sexualized features.
It must be something in the water.
Publication
It their sycophantic fans have led them to believe that their dull writing, 2-D personae, and shitty art are actually of a publishable quality.
In the worst decision an publisher could make since the publication of The Beautiful Boy, infatuated Anne Onymous and Eric Robinson have shat the Chris-Chan of comic books out of their intellectual poison womb.
They claim that many of the cardboard cutouts included within their scribble are crude representations of people they've seen/met/stalked.
Hence if God hates you, you'll either raise several hooting mongoloid manchildren or appear in the fap rack of your neighborhood hambeast. You'll find it wedged between the hentai written by professional writers and artists, the ones with such difficult techniques as shading and drawing straight lines mastered. Within its gooey pages, you may even find an artiste's note reminding you to take your psoriasis medication.
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 Even her fans think her comic should die. |
See Also
External Links
- Her shitty comic
Unbiased, fair opinion on her shitty comicDown- A satellite's view of every member of her shitty comic's forum including Man Onymous himself.
- The origins of The Wotch revealed!
- Dating back to 2001
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