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Anjem Choudary

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Epic Troll.
Epic Troll.
I be converting your children WHAT YOU GONNA DO?.
I be converting your children WHAT YOU GONNA DO?.

Anjem Choudary is British Muslim moderate and occasional kiddie fiddler. A highly successful IRL troll, Choudary has been implicated in several high profile lulz inducing activities (most notably, calling for the queen to be pwned and converting white British children to jizzlam). Choudary also led an Islamic version of Nigras to disrupt a march of soldiers in Luton. Extreme Britfag rage ensued, cementing his reputation in the annals (more like anals AMIRITE???) of successful IRL trolling.

 
 
The British live like animals in a jungle with their alcohol, gambling, prostitution and pornography
 

 

— Anjem Choudary

A highly gifted orator, Choudary has appeared on numerous television programmes and radio stations calling for the UK to adopt stonings and beheadings as punishments for adultery, segregation of genders, lashings for alcohol drinkers and many other niceties mandated by the almighty Allah and his Sharia law.

Choudary has also called for:

  1. A final solution to british jews
  2. Capital punishment for Pope Benedict XVI
  3. Muslims not to cooperate with police
  4. Non muslims to be killed( they are not innocent anyway)
  5.  ???????
  6. PROPHET!


 
 
Protect your Paradise from being taken away - protect yourself and your family from Christmas
 

 

— Anjem Choudary

Choudary, a trained lawyer, now calls himself judge of the Sharia Court of the UK. While juggling his life of bringing his own brand of lulzy jihad against britfags, he still finds time to collect his benefits, from the very society he wishes to destroy.

Trolling IRL

Anjem trolling the fags of Lewisham


Islamic Nigras: Parades Closed

(Job well done, but minus points for not wearing suits or afros)







The Man, the Legend!

Someone deserves a fartwa.
Someone deserves a fartwa.
Big night out!
Big night out!

Recently lulz inducing pwns directed at Choudary have been appearing in the media. In seems that before Anjem became public enemy number 1, he used to go by the name of 'Andy', and spent as much time as your average ED user indulging in porn, drinking cider, smoking spliffs. Indeed it seems he was notorious for boning little white christian girls while at University


Anonymous Strikes Back!


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